chat whacking

The common practice of using chat programs and/or online dating websites for the sole purpose of getting off. Similar to sexting, only using established chat programs or internet sites with profile pics to masturbate.

Wish I had a dollar for every time a guy's tried chat whacking with me online!

by R1KS August 26, 2013

Whack pack

Usually sold at 7-11 or other convenience stores, a whack pack is a collection of outdated porn magazines, usually three or four to a pack, wrapped in plastic, and sold at a discount.

While preparing for a marathon jerk-off session in his hotel room, John stopped by the local Quickie Mart and bought himself a whack pack.

by Ludditeright June 2, 2013

snack and whack

To enjoy a snack whilst masturbating.

I'm going to stop at the store, and pick up some pistachios, then go home and snack and whack.

by D-pop February 18, 2014

Poop Whack

The Act of Pleasuring One’s Self During Work, Whilst on the Toilet.

Started my day off with a Strong Coffee and a Solid Poop Whack!

by 412Lobos September 3, 2021

Whack a Craig

To smoke weed, whether in public or with your m8s

Person 1:Hey dude wus poppin?
Person 2:Not much

Person 1:Wanna whack a craig after school?
Person 2: oh hell yeah lets whack a fat mega craig mate

by DoritoDoS April 19, 2018

span whack

Span whack is a term used to define someone who needs to be told off. A term used in an engineering factory to tell an apprentice off for doing wrong. Usually to be hit on the knuckles hands by a spanner or other tool.
Or most recently used to describe someone who does not know how to do the job as he has been beaten once to often

I’ll span whack you
Bloody hell Karen’s a right span whack.

by Captain cockwomble’s a meff August 23, 2023

WHACK daddy

The opposite of a mackdaddy. A man who tries to portray the image of a confident, suave, ladies man and is actually perceived as a poser, or a joke.

This term also applies to sugar daddies who fall short of the basic standards set forth in a sugar daddy/sugar baby relationship. These whackdaddies will want to play the role but only for the perks associated and not because that are true sugar daddy material.

That guy over at the bar is such a whack daddy! He used the oldest line in the book to get my numbert.

by MissMisunderstoodKansas September 4, 2015