heat merchant

A person who picks on others verbally by mocking and making jokes at their expense. Someone who commonly "roasts" their friends and acquaintances. Someone who brings the heat.

Reggie goes around the room picking out everyone's flaws and exposing them. His jokes are funny but not everyone can take the heat. He's such a heat merchant.

by YonkersHonkers March 09, 2008

heat-seater

shitting yourself in a car without seat heaters

My ass was freezing, so I gave myself a heat-seater.

by bishpants April 21, 2009

Heat Waves

a great song by Glass Animals that was claimed by a bunch of preteens over a stupid thing with two youtubers in

stream dreamland

Have you heard the new Glass Animals song Heat Waves?
Yeah, it's so good!

by realoliver9912 July 30, 2021

heat magazine

A cool celebrity magazine. I buy it every week!

Woman on advert: Excuse me, where is your copy of heat magazine?

Magazine seller: Sorry, we're all out

Woman: I see

*woman then procedes to run at man, with a road cone*

by Biddy July 04, 2005

heat the fudge

one would 'heat the fudge' when partaking in a long hard session of anal sex

"I so wanna get down and heat the fudge with that sexy fag"

by Jake Duncan June 07, 2005

heat seater

another name for a seat heater. generally located in the driver and front passenger seats in cars.

a: woah, my but is so warm!
b: yeah man, heat seaters are on!

by rocknro8907 January 03, 2012

Cock Heat

A way for one to warm their hands,by placing them between ones legs near the genital region.

Person 1:"Holy shit, my hands are so cold I think my fingers are going to fall off!"

Person 2:"Dude, just use your cock heat they will warm right up."

by cutieandmollusk March 01, 2009