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Brain Shart

Like a brain fart only worse.
A brain fart is forgetting your wedding anversery when asked.
A brain shart is forgetting you're married.
I had a total brain fart when I thought I forgot where I parked my car. Then I realised it was a brain shart because I don't own a car.
by grogboy June 19, 2016
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brain herpes

Brain herpes is something unpleasant that you haven't thought of in a while that pops into your head every once in a while. You can't unsee it, unhear it, etc. Once you contract a brain herpes, it is with you for life.
Examples of brain herpes include: goatse, that fucking Barbie Girl song, the image of when you walked in on your parents mid-coitus, etc.
by Pho King Guy June 2, 2010
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Brain STD

When someone is always on your mind and its cannot be stopped/cured. Constant thought about that person means they gave you a Brain STD!
Girl 1:Damn Ricky is so hot! I can't get him out of my mind!
Girl 2: Look's like you got a Ricky Brain STD!
by footballfreak9 August 22, 2011
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Brain Fest

The act of giving out Lifesaver mints (Aka Brain Enhancers) and slices (Sticks of gum) on a Friday afternoon during a school day. If you have not had a Brain Fest, we really recommend trying it one day.

Usually done during a lunch, extension, or free period and is popular among Middle Schoolers - High Schoolers.

When having a Brain Fest, people sign a paper to get access to the Brain Fest. A Brain Fest is usually a treat for students and is loved globally.
Yo Kyle, are you going to go to Jason's Brain Fest this Friday?"
by ErockTheParty September 4, 2018
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pudding brain

Pudding Brain is the state that one gets into around Christmas time in the office. This implies that you are preparing for Christmas holidays and in no state to complete any actual work.

Pudding Brain can carry over at any time of year and can be used when you are in no frame of mind to be useful within your place of employment, usually on a Friday afternoon.
For example, "today I have pudding brain" which essentially translates to "I won't be doing anything helpful today because I am lazy."
by RsaHJSDFJKSDRHW April 21, 2017
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Dew brain

A condition of forgetfulness, irritability and lowered IQ, caused by an extreme addiction to Mountain Dew.
"Why is Robert such a stupid, forgetful asshole?"

"Just ignore him my dude, he's on that Dew brain."
by hypomonk September 30, 2018
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lunch brain

What happens when you've had so many carbs for lunch (or not) that you can no longer function properly.
I'm sorry I forgot (insert the stupid thing that you did that you are apologizing for here). I had lunch brain.
by Sue Bell January 13, 2009
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