Hook Bitch

A female (or the occasional male) R&B singer who sings the hook (exclusively) on a rap "song."

"Who is your favorite hook bitch? Mine is Ashanti."

Note: Neyo and Akon are also hook bitches.

by Hav. August 14, 2008

Honky Scale

The scale used to determine how "white" one is based on a scale from 0-44, where 0 is ghetto black acting as a whigger where one would be popin caps left and right, 22 is perfect white/black balance, and 44 is excessive white where one would be watching Fraiser while drinking a brocelli smoothie in a pair of pleated pants.

Nerd: BYYYYYY GOLLY I NEED MORE PLEATED PANTS!
Dude: Bro, I would rather stick my dick in the oven than listen to your 44 ass.
Nerd: You are correct mmmmmyyyyyy Honky Scale rating is a perfect 44 based on proven mathematical evidence.
Black Male: Yo what it be homes? Oh shit a 44! I better get MY 44, Shiiiiiit...
Nerd: Please remove yourself from my grill my geographicaly southern brethren!

by MonsterDipper88 November 16, 2007

Deep Hook

(v.) while fingering a female; a finger (or fingers) accidentally penetrates the anal cavity

Jon mistook a butthole for a vagina and consequently gave Natalie a Deep Hook she wont forget.

by DeepHookButtPirate September 7, 2011

honky dory

Everything is a-ok. Its all good.

Originated by post WW II US Sailors on liberty in Yokosuka, Japan. The strip right outside the main gate to the US Naval Base was called (and still is) Honcho Dori (means book district street in Japanese). Times were wild and there was no better sailor port in the world at the time. This was bastardized to Honky Dory by the sailors and it came to mean if you came from Honky Dory then everything had to be good or 'honky dory'.

a: Do you still have piles in your ass?

b. No, I quit drinking that Budweiser piss and now everything is honky dory.

by wheaty June 20, 2005

Hook up

to have sexual pleasures (making out, fingering, oral, or sex) with someone your not going out with, or no strings attached. can happen mulitple times, with one girl.

"dude, you gotta hook up with Kaley tonight at the party."

by chillerxoxo July 19, 2009

hookah bar

A bars themed around hookahs, apparatus for inhaling smoke.

"He went with his buddies to a hookah bar earlier tonight and he's been burnt out ever since."

by D. Stern July 6, 2005

bull honky

bull shit, ridiculousness

What a bunch of bull honky.

by Coolin May 6, 2006