Birthday Handy

When it's your birthday and you give yourself a handjob.

Frank: It's my birthday. I have some time to spare. I'll give myself a birthday handy!

by Nessachuu June 24, 2016

Handy Manny

A handcuffed Blowjob/Handjob which includes the usage of power tool sex toys such as a Drilldo

"babe I want a handy Manny so bad right now"

by Ahegaorgasm July 24, 2022

Handi-Cappin

When someone is cappin’ (full of shit) and the stuff they’re lying about is completely retarded.

You’d have to be a complete retard to believe that handi-cappin’ shit dude was talkin’.

by Riot Craig December 18, 2020

Handy Beej Three

A threesome involving only handjobs and blowjobs. Handy-Handjob, Beej (coming from the pronunciation of BJ as a word rather than two separate letters)- Blowjob

I just had a Handy Beej Three with these two girl. They both gave me head but we didn't have sex.

by WoodiWoodpecker December 15, 2012

Satan's handy

When you smear hand sanitiser or chilli paste or solvent on your hand then masterbate furiously.

Gave myself a Satan's handy last night.

by Pieandsauce July 5, 2021

Handy

Someone being bad at something

Your such a handy at basketball

by Eseews September 27, 2025

hush handy

Noun, slang; A hand job, aka handy, given in secret and/or private; a favor often performed in pity or to soften rejection.

After such an awkward first (and last) date, Jill couldn't bring herself to sleep with Jack... but she did at least give the poor guy a hush handy.

by Cen_ored April 21, 2017