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Honey Banana

That state after a long makeout session or other pre-sexual activity whereby some cruel evil bitch just leaves a poor fella all erect, with pre-cum on his dick, blue balls and a bad case of unexpressed sexual tension.
Tim: so did you seal the deal with that chic you went out with yesterday?
Ted: Fuckin bitch!, she had us making out for like 30 mins then just leaves me there all honey banana! . Had to finish myself off after a very hard walk back home.
by Dr.GregoryHouse January 10, 2018
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Smooth honeys

Jhon is wheeling some smooth honeys.
by The know October 29, 2014
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Honey-badging

(verb) To act as if you don't give a damn, and not caring what people think. Taking what you want, and saying "Thanks, Stupid!" Derived from the famous Youtube video about the "Crazy, Nastyass Honey Badger."
I was Honey-badging around town last night and took about 7 shots of tequila and made out with 3 guys.

Adele Honey-badges because people tell her to lose weight and she don't care.

I will Honey-badge around this office until I get promoted.
by LaurenB702 August 30, 2012
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This phrase must only be said by middle-aged gingers who knows math and wears glasses.
Student: 1+1 = 2
Ginger: On the money, honey!!!!!!!!!
*A fat man proceeds to crawl out of the ginger's mouth and will attempt to crawl into yours.*
by TheUrbanManWithTheDans October 9, 2019
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horned honey

While having sexual intercourse, the man pulls his penis out and quickly dips it in the honey jar, then re-inserts his penis in his partner, completing the Horned Honey.
While engaging in sexual relations, Lawrence decided he needed to sweeten things up, so he grabbed the honey jar and gave Sally the Horned Honey.
by SkippyD March 8, 2019
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Honey trench

"You gonna tap that, bro?"
"I'm diving to the bottom of her honey trench!"
by Mommyslittlemonster0915 March 1, 2018
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Honey Person

A sweet, loving person, someone who's literally as sweet as honey, an actual angel.
by taylor paulson June 23, 2021
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