guitar hero

when a man inserts the end of a guitar inside a woman for sexual pleasure, for true heroics someone can play the guitar while it is inside the woman although some experts claim that this is impossible.
positions include the Hendrix and the cryin' maiden.

"i guitar heroed my ho last night"

by jesus 09 October 17, 2008

Guitar Whore

Someone so good at playing guitar it's not funny. They have such a connection with their instrument that they probably sleep with it. Symptoms of encountering a guitar whore are fainting, cold shivers, vomiting, and unrinating and/or excreting into one's underwear.

Fan1: Hey, have you heard that new album by Rodrigo y Gabriela?
Fan2: Hell yeah, those guys are such guitar whores.

by VoodooPigeon October 27, 2009

Fixing guitars

suspicous activity at the house of one of the opposite sex

Alice couldn't come to our party because she was fixing guitars with Tom.

by tweak August 4, 2003

acoustic guitar

A forbidden instrument because of its power that it possesses to play the forbidden song sweet home alabama. This song is forbidden for many reasons.

A: He now owns the legendary acoustic guitar
B: How does one possess so much power?

by penismanhuge December 15, 2020

Air Guitar

A procedure in which people imitate a guitar - playing situation (with no actual guitar) to a popular song which makes them look retarded beyond all recognition. usually most common with guys who are into metal/rock music and have no friends.

"He was playing the Air Guitar again." - Guy1
"God Dammit!" - Guy2

by Javvino October 11, 2014

Intense guitaring

To place the top part of the guitar into the woman's vagina, once it slides in, strum the strings hard while flipping your hair back and forth like you're in a metal concert and then wait for juices to cover your guitar before starting your solo. Once solo is completed use the guitar and destroy it like metal guitar soloist.

Oh man, my guitar strings snapped cause I tried intense guitaring last night.

by Ehcoenfiwncjaf April 18, 2017

Guitars, Cadillacs

Girl you taught me how to hurt real bad and cry myself to sleep
You showed me how this town can shatter dreams
Another lesson about a naive fool that came to Babylon
And found out that the pie don't taste so sweet
Now it's guitars, Cadillacs, hillbilly music
Lonely, lonely streets that I call home

Yeah my guitars, Cadillacs, hillbilly music
Is the only thing that keeps me hanging on
There ain't no glamour in this tinseled land of lost and wasted lives
And painful scars are all that's left of me
Oh but thank you girl for teaching me brand new ways to be cruel
If I can find my mind now, I guess I'll just leave
And it's guitars, Cadillacs, hillbilly music
Lonely, lonely streets that I call home
Yeah my guitars, Cadillacs, hillbilly music
Is the only thing that keeps me hanging on
Oh it's guitars, Cadillacs, hillbilly music
Lonely, lonely streets that I call home
Yeah my guitars, Cadillacs, hillbilly music
Is the only thing that keeps me hanging on
It's the only thing that keeps me hanging on
It's the only thing that keeps me hanging on

by Death Menace December 18, 2022