salty sauce gobbler

pussy, poon-tang, bearded clam, hairy taco, beaver, mommy parts, cous-cous. you know, the vagina.

I've got a nice sausage here for your salty sauce gobbler.

by Zaphod Beetlebrox April 29, 2005

GH Gobbler

When a girl bites your dick off and cuts a hole in a couch and puts your dick in there. Then you have to go look for it and sew it back on.

Duuude, that bitch just did the GH GOBBLER on me and now i can't find my fuckin dick!!

by Slankin' Bananians October 11, 2008

he goo gobbler

when a chick is in the tub and quiefs, she bites at the bubbles.

i watched a chick he goo gobbler last night man, it was werid as shit. she looked like a dog biting at bubbles.

by Shandrew August 2, 2008

Large Breasted Knob Gobbler

The Large Breasted Knob Gobbler is a majestic bird with large heaving breasts and most commonly feeds on knobs. You can most commonly find the Large Breasted Knob Gobbler in the city at night, searching for knobs to gobble. They are generally attracted to locations with flashy lights and loud noises, where they are most likely to find an ample source of knobs.

Waldo: "Holy Shit! Marge! Get over here quick! It's a Large Breasted Knob Gobbler on the neighbors stoop!!"

Marge: "Wow! Pull out your knob and I'll whistle the mating call!"

by Bilboliololo February 24, 2013

north American cock gobbler

A girl in a bar wearing pink jumpsuit with something written on the ass with ugg boots. Her mating call is can I have more shots or yes I will join the wet t shirt contest. Also sporting a tramp stamp and a thong.

Look at that north American cock gobbler at the bar she is trashed I can probably take home and nail her.

by angery chicken April 8, 2010

Double Kneeling Knob-Gobbler

The Double Kneeling Knob-Gobbler is a
sexual maneuver that occurs when two females are on their knees are french kissing,while a male's penis is inserted between them.

"Last night was great, when those two chicks gave me a Double Kneeling Knob-Gobbler"

by Joel Lester March 17, 2005

Pink Breasted Cock Gobbler

The rarest bird in the world very similar to the bald eagle and is commonly found in between a females legs.

Last night she showed me her Pink Breasted Cock Gobbler.

by TheAbuser January 27, 2010