skunk funk

The lavish aroma of smegma (a cheesy substance beneath the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis).

In exaggerated cases, the odor of the "skunk funk" can be life threatening due to bacteria from a yeast infection(which has symptoms that include redness, swelling, and a pasty discharge).

1.
Girl(1):so how was it last night with Ryan?
Girl(2): eh, I'd rather not talk about it...
Girl(1): why, whats wrong?
Girl(2): after going down on Ryan i...
Girl(1):you what?
Girl(2): I ended up with the worst case of skunk funk breath!
Girl(1): Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

2. "doctor i think i might need some antibiotical cream for my skunk funk..its really putting a damper on my sex life"

by roo bear! June 19, 2006

the funk junk

A mixed drink. 1 part Hennessey, 1 part Bacardi 151, 1 part Smirnoff Twisted Green Apple, 1 part Red Bull. Its the shizzy!!

Last night we got crunk on the funk junk!!!

by josh January 14, 2005

funk-a-dunk

The act of knocking someone's ballcap off of their head via an upward swiping motion on the bottom of the sunvisor portion of said cap.

Joe walked up and gave me a 5 point funk-a-dunk...

by BabyFaceFinster July 20, 2008

P-Funk

A "P-Funk" is a person (mostly a British person) who is snobby and brags/talks quite a lot.

"you see that guy that being such a P-Funk" - person 1
"yeah that asshat" - person 2
"I hate his guts" - person 1

by CozyShmosy December 15, 2022

Funky Funk

where you are doing a silly man moment or retard vibes and your bones start to rattle. you lose control and the funky funk takes over. you are the funky funk. i am the funky funk. we are the funky funk. first it starts with ur head dancing along. and then it takes over. he has consumed u. u are no more funky funk is here to stay.

Me: OH SHIT OH FUCK HELP HELP!
friend: Bro whats up chill
Me: FUNKY FUNK!
Friend: what are u saying *steps closer*
Me: FUNKY FUNK HAS TAKEN OVER
*friend gets consumed by funky funk*

by Smethin November 19, 2019

Furniture funk

The lent, dust, crumbs, spare change and other unidentifiable stuff that is found between and under the cushions of lounge chairs and sofas.

We have got to do a better job of cleaning the house. I reached down between the sofa cushions yesterday and pulled out all of this furniture funk, it was disgusting. sofa stank, chair cheese, lent crumbs, furniture dust, dust devils

by joecoolthefool December 21, 2014

Funks you

A combination of thank you and fuck you for when you don't know how to reply

Person: "you're hair looks nice but you're makeup looks weird"
Me:" uhm...funks you?"

by BB G April 25, 2015