John: Hey dude, did you hear they found new testaments?
Luke: Yeah, I head they talked about Jesus giving Mary Magdalene a vatican fountain.
John: We all knew she was a nasty whore, now we know why jesus likes her.
Luke: Yeah, I head they talked about Jesus giving Mary Magdalene a vatican fountain.
John: We all knew she was a nasty whore, now we know why jesus likes her.
by Christ's whore December 27, 2020
When you are using the Soda fountain at a fast-food restaurant and keep refilling the cup as you drink it, all while standing in front of the machine and hogging it.
Fabian: Yo dawg can you stop fountain jewing? You are holding up the line!
Tyler: Sorry man, I'm thirsty.
Tyler: Sorry man, I'm thirsty.
by FScottFitzgayreld October 01, 2018
by Derpy saliva shit July 22, 2020
by A old sexy pedo November 30, 2020
Sergal 1: hey, do you wanna make a Cheese Wheel?
Sergal 2: why don't we do a Fondue Fountain instead?
Sergal 2: why don't we do a Fondue Fountain instead?
by KateHanami April 10, 2022
When you put chocolate in a girls pussy and wait for it to melt until you can drink it out of her vagina.
by Muleyfreak December 18, 2018