When you wake up breakfast is usually the first thing you are fed but now you are fed bad news about the world which is the first thing your mind is fed and gives you no motivation which breakfast does
by Shitmaster69 December 24, 2020
A combo move in the bedroom that includes performing the houdini and then finishing off with a jelly donut
She kept complaining that I never cook so during our saturday morning bang i faked my load then blasted her face and punched her in the nose; "enjoy your Magic Breakfast babe".
by theProfessorK October 08, 2011
When a guy goes down on a girl when she's on her period and comes up looking like a leopard who's just feasted.
by Tillyhoward February 11, 2018
"Dude, I just gave Sally and Harry an Oakland Breakfast."
"Nice! How did it feel to have two people in your mouth at the same time?"
"Nice! How did it feel to have two people in your mouth at the same time?"
by You Had 1 Job October 27, 2016
I was going to go make myself some bacon and eggs, but I ended up having a computer breakfast instead.
by Originalnilson December 12, 2012
Where you crack an egg and scramble it inside someone's asshole with your sausage from vigorous fucking whilst also pouring buttermilk on them. Bonus points if you pour grits on their tits
Cowboy hat optional (but recommended)
Cowboy hat optional (but recommended)
by TheLordOfFridges November 07, 2022
a shit and a drink of water
by roaryourarseoff June 05, 2013