A turd you find staring at you on the floor of a public restroom. It's usually best to try and find a different restroom after seeing a floor turd, as the floor shitter responsible was likely trying to warn you that the restroom is very disgusting. Ironically, they only add to the problem.
Bob: So I went to use the toilet at the local Pizza Hut, and there it was. A floor turd smiling at me. That was what made me end up using the toilet in the Burger King across the street.
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It's complicated. Laura just said the definition and you didn't even listen to it.
You're visiting a friend, and you need somewhere to sit, but the couch is full. So you sit on the floor.
If you're the one to do that, then someone else reveals themselves and they're like wow, I love sitting on the floor too. I'll sit down with you.
And they don't think much of it. They just be on the floor, inspiring others to do the same.
Nobody knows what they want. Until they meet the floor girlie.
You're visiting a friend, and you need somewhere to sit, but the couch is full. So you sit on the floor.
If you're the one to do that, then someone else reveals themselves and they're like wow, I love sitting on the floor too. I'll sit down with you.
And they don't think much of it. They just be on the floor, inspiring others to do the same.
Nobody knows what they want. Until they meet the floor girlie.
Person 1: "Yo, what's good? This party's poppin' but I can't find a seat."
Person 2: "You can always pull a floor girlie and sit on the floor, my dude."
Person 1: "The floor girlie? Never heard of that one. You sure it's not some sort of weird fetish?"
Person 2: "Nah man, it's just the cool kids way of saying the one who's not afraid to sit on the floor when all the seats are taken."
Person 1: "I see, so she's like a floor sitting badass."
Person 2: "Exactly, she's the OG of floor sitting. She's like the Tony Stark of sitting on the ground."
Person 1: "Ha! I'm down for that. I might as well take a riské and join her. Who knows, I might even get lucky."
Person 2: "Bro, that's not what I meant and you know it. Keep it PG please."
Person 2: "You can always pull a floor girlie and sit on the floor, my dude."
Person 1: "The floor girlie? Never heard of that one. You sure it's not some sort of weird fetish?"
Person 2: "Nah man, it's just the cool kids way of saying the one who's not afraid to sit on the floor when all the seats are taken."
Person 1: "I see, so she's like a floor sitting badass."
Person 2: "Exactly, she's the OG of floor sitting. She's like the Tony Stark of sitting on the ground."
Person 1: "Ha! I'm down for that. I might as well take a riské and join her. Who knows, I might even get lucky."
Person 2: "Bro, that's not what I meant and you know it. Keep it PG please."
by sahwi January 22, 2023
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by jay-nj February 18, 2023
Get the Floor Garnish mug.The period in time when you begin dating or befriending an ugly duckling in high school or junior high school based on her potential to blossom into a hot piece of ass. When she does blossom, you will have an edge in a relationship with her because you were with her in her ugly years.
Tara would never have banged me as a senior, but since I got in on the "ground floor" and busted her hymen, she'll love me forever!
by Eman3737 November 29, 2004
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