"Hey Paul you know that floozy lush Laura"
"yes I do Harry"
"what a flooshie that broad is"
"yea we should hit her up"
"yes I do Harry"
"what a flooshie that broad is"
"yea we should hit her up"
by coven indavinten May 4, 2008
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Person 1: Flagstone, hmmm, that looks like a nice business to work for. They even have a friendly blue sign out front. Blue is a happy color.
Person 2: I heard that happiness dies when you walk through the door.
Person 3: Sometimes SOS messages flash across that sign, but are quickly discovered and removed. I think people are trapped in there.
Person 2: I heard that happiness dies when you walk through the door.
Person 3: Sometimes SOS messages flash across that sign, but are quickly discovered and removed. I think people are trapped in there.
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The formal union of two men or two women.
On the Yahoo! News comment page for an article about the gay marriage vote in Australia, there were many people expressing their opinions, most of their comments barely legible because of poor spelling and grammar. One of these outraged Australian citizens, we'll call him Scotty, had this to say:
"The oxford dictionary defines the word MARRIAGE as the formal union of a MAN and a WOMAN, you stole the word GAY from OUR vocabulary just leave the word MARRIAGE alone, you maggots, why can't you just make up your own word, and do that besides playing choo choo trains."
The gay community immediately dropped their choo choo trains and agreed with Scotty. It would be much easier to add a completely different word to the dictionary, rather than slightly change the definition for 'marriage', which is many centuries old. Thus, they pulled a bogus word out of their asses and invented 'floosh'. Floosh is the exact same thing as marriage, but it only applies to gay people.
To avoid having to change the meaning of any other words in the straight people dictionary, homosexuals throughout the globe are in the process of creating a completely different vocabulary that is compiled of words that only gay people may use. 'The Coxford Dictionary' is expected to be released around September 2069, and will feature a picture of Scotty next to the definition of 'ignorantfuckingbogan', meaning 'anyone who posts stupid comments on Yahoo! News'.
On the Yahoo! News comment page for an article about the gay marriage vote in Australia, there were many people expressing their opinions, most of their comments barely legible because of poor spelling and grammar. One of these outraged Australian citizens, we'll call him Scotty, had this to say:
"The oxford dictionary defines the word MARRIAGE as the formal union of a MAN and a WOMAN, you stole the word GAY from OUR vocabulary just leave the word MARRIAGE alone, you maggots, why can't you just make up your own word, and do that besides playing choo choo trains."
The gay community immediately dropped their choo choo trains and agreed with Scotty. It would be much easier to add a completely different word to the dictionary, rather than slightly change the definition for 'marriage', which is many centuries old. Thus, they pulled a bogus word out of their asses and invented 'floosh'. Floosh is the exact same thing as marriage, but it only applies to gay people.
To avoid having to change the meaning of any other words in the straight people dictionary, homosexuals throughout the globe are in the process of creating a completely different vocabulary that is compiled of words that only gay people may use. 'The Coxford Dictionary' is expected to be released around September 2069, and will feature a picture of Scotty next to the definition of 'ignorantfuckingbogan', meaning 'anyone who posts stupid comments on Yahoo! News'.
Yasmin and I are getting flooshed tomorrow, I'm so excited!
Walter decided he was going to save his virginity until floosh.
Sudha's parents planned an arranged floosh for her.
The flooshing ceremony was beautiful!
Sean, will you floosh me?
Devoted Christian: Jesus Christ does not approve of floosh!
Devoted faggot: Screw you.
Walter decided he was going to save his virginity until floosh.
Sudha's parents planned an arranged floosh for her.
The flooshing ceremony was beautiful!
Sean, will you floosh me?
Devoted Christian: Jesus Christ does not approve of floosh!
Devoted faggot: Screw you.
by iamawordsmith November 21, 2010
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Get the Flog mug.The urban practice wherein a man strolls the streets, fully clothed and in a belted trench coat, and slowly but covertly, though a side pocket, masturbates himself in the presence of fellow pedestrians and pasers-by. The benefit of the act is sometimes claimed to be expediency, but more likely is the ability to "get away with it," especially when ejacualation is achieved but not revealed.
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"Why do you say Geoff's a wanker?" -- "I mean, literally, man. I ran into him on Halsted and he had just done a complete London Flog."
"How could you tell?" -- "Well, partly by the refreshed happy-ending look on his face, but mostly by the stain he had made on his trench coat below the buckle."
"Ewww . . . well, at least he kept it in his pants."
"How could you tell?" -- "Well, partly by the refreshed happy-ending look on his face, but mostly by the stain he had made on his trench coat below the buckle."
"Ewww . . . well, at least he kept it in his pants."
by al-in-chgo March 20, 2011
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Get the flog the dolphin mug.Noun, Musical term.
Style of music or playing technique akin to nu-metal, which includes (but is not restricted to): bashing on down-tuned guitars, playing overly simple stuff with overly expensive music gears provided by the band's label, trying unsuccessfully to render hip stage presence by the use of costumes, gimmicks, make-up, accessories, or attempting to fake agressivity in one's playing while one live a quiet teenage life in a suburb.
The lyrics of the music where "flog" is applied will more often than not be about a date that didn't worked, a particular event in a teenager's party or other suburban small-talks.
Can also be used as a verb: "to flog".
Style of music or playing technique akin to nu-metal, which includes (but is not restricted to): bashing on down-tuned guitars, playing overly simple stuff with overly expensive music gears provided by the band's label, trying unsuccessfully to render hip stage presence by the use of costumes, gimmicks, make-up, accessories, or attempting to fake agressivity in one's playing while one live a quiet teenage life in a suburb.
The lyrics of the music where "flog" is applied will more often than not be about a date that didn't worked, a particular event in a teenager's party or other suburban small-talks.
Can also be used as a verb: "to flog".
As a noun - "1992 was the turning point where Metallica started to be a flog band, just like Sum41."
As a noun - "Blink 182 are 'bout to play... geez, smells like floggers already."
As a verb - "Screamed at a teenage kid trying a 7 string guitar in a music store: Can you stop flogging for two bloody seconds??"
As a noun - "Blink 182 are 'bout to play... geez, smells like floggers already."
As a verb - "Screamed at a teenage kid trying a 7 string guitar in a music store: Can you stop flogging for two bloody seconds??"
by GSH August 6, 2003
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