Fanny batter

she cum, the juice of a lady, what makes a pussy nice and wet!

I fingered her pussy and she was wet with fanny batter

by Keithmeister May 14, 2003

fanny fart

comes from the vagina.. is the longest wateriest fart you'll ever hear.Only differance is a fanny fart isn't gas its trapped air and it sounds 10 times worse than a normal fart

the most embarrasing thing you can do in sex.......tip No. 1. keep the music blasting and he won't hear you fanny blasting.

by lisa November 08, 2003

sloppy fanny

A VERY Big saggy fanny that Drools a thick white and yellow custard web and can sometimes hang as far as the ground. it can thicken and stick your roast beef curtains together.

Jane was walking down the street and her sloppy fanny was leaving a trail of muff slime on the road...Hungsus.

by mit mada February 08, 2005

tangy fanny

a sherbert-like taste on the vagina, usually due to lack of cleanliness.

'charlie, how do you put up with laurajeans tangy fanny?'

by jonny p January 28, 2005

Fanny Waggert

(n) a term of reference to a male peer which asserts a perfumed ponce doily flower shirted demeanor, worthy of swift physical punishment.

(etymology) Fanny Waggert (1823- 1899) was a formidable English Victorian spinster renowned for reducing grown men to servile dishwashers.

FANNY WAGGERT: "Reverend Corrigan, I hope you are going to help the Major in the garden when you have finished organising the knitting needles in terms of size?"

REV. CORRIGAN: "But of course Mme Waggert"

Over time, the usage has become derogatory.

Aye that lad Thommeh is a reet Fanny Waggert now he's got to marrying young Ethel Ballgrinder.

by Blue Meanie Fan Club May 26, 2014

fanny cum

a lovely slaty juice that comes out of your fanny when you are horny or having sex to make the dick slip in easier

he shoved his dick in my pussy and my fanny cum came out and made it nice and slippery

by santa babi April 02, 2007

fanny packing

The act of storing items that one would put in a fanny pack up the ass of ones self and/or in some cases the ass of another (sometimes willingly, sometimes not)

Yourself:

"$7.50 for a beer?! Fuck that! I'm fanny packing one in!"

Another:

Jon: "What do you mean you lost your car keys?"

Jamie: "Me and my girlfriend were fanny packing last night and I haven't seen 'em since."

by kempen May 13, 2008