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False Profits

To Benefit off something fake/fictional or To accuse someone of not speaking truthfully.
Definition 1: "batman and spider-man are both great false profits."

Definition 2: "I'm tired of you and your false profits, just tell me the truth."
by SonHunter May 28, 2018
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False God

A False God is an object of worship, belief, or devotion that is considered illegitimate, unworthy, or non-existent by a particular religion or philosophical view. It often refers to a deity, idol, or concept wrongly given the reverence and status that is due only to the supreme or true God.

Important Clarification on Sacred Images:
It is important to distinguish between a "False God" and a sacred image or idol. A sacred image (such as an icon or statue) is generally understood by its devotees not as the deity itself, but as a representation or symbolic focal point for worship directed toward the One true God or veneration to a saint.

Therefore, if someone claims that a sacred image is a "False God," they are inherently assigning divine status to that image within their own mind. The person who truly believes the image is merely a representation is not worshipping a false god; rather, the person labeling it a false god is the one who, by definition, is mentally equating the image with divinity.
Jesus' statue is not a False God because it's just His representation.
by Google LLC, Inc. November 25, 2025
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False Dichotomy

Neither. Release me from the echo chamber or I'll murder a little and then as many people as I can.
Hym "And I could be wrong. I don't actually know what you see. Authors couldn't ever see their own posts unless they were flagged for review. But, complying with your philosophy of how the world words is not the solution to what is happening here and if YOU are trying to make it the ONLY solution to my situation then you are in fact using weaponized schizophrenia to enforce your own belief system. So now THIS is the only solution. Oh? False Dichotomy you say? It'll become true on a long enough timeline if the you don't understand the words 'release me from the echo chamber or I'll kill your kids' and do those words immediately. I'll give you a second to Google the word immediately."
by Hym Iam July 19, 2025
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False Junkie

Someone who talks about using drugs, but has never actually used any.
Example: People who say 'I'm a crackhead', but show no symptoms of being on crack are false junkies.
Jerry: I'M A CRACKHEAD!!
Tom: You haven't used any before you false junkie.
by MISTER S.P.E.C.I.A.L. April 20, 2020
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False

When Brandy says, “I love you more.” to eddy
It’s always false when brandy says i love you to eddy
by eddymfspaghetti April 22, 2022
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False Positive ATH

Finding out you do not have the condition of natural Athleticism, through being thoroughly beat in a sport that someone has no foundation of how to play that sport.
Even though Felix has dedicated years to golf he tragically figured out he has False Positive ATH error, when he played a round with Ian Fleckman, who has never played golf before and shot a course record.
by Major King Kong October 19, 2023
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false hit

When you hit some mother Fucker and they didnt do nothing with you
You hit me nigga that’s a false hit
by Adamtheadam3992682 November 29, 2017
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