Fortnite 

Fortnite is a crappy game played by 9-12 year old boys. The game is terrible don’t get it.

Kid 1- so what are you doing this weekend?
Kid 2- Listening to My Chemical Romance

Kid 3- fortnite

Kid 1- fortnite

Kid 2- fortnite sucks!
*kids 1&3 protect their precious shitty game*

Fortnite by Killjoysnhustlers0301 May 11, 2018

Fortnite 

Lads are obsessed with it and think their class posting it as there streaks and their snapchat story, when nobody gives a fuck. Played by horny lads that will probably stay a virgin cause they pay more attention to the game than their partner.

Girl 1 - I broke up wih my boyfriend

Girl 2 - oh my god why ?
Girl 1 - he would rather play fortnite . shooting people and get turned on by girls that clearly had a boob job or shoved pillows up there arse I hate that game so much

Fortnite by Ihatefortnite May 12, 2018

Fortnite 

Game that makes u lose your bitch and not give her attention, and the game is only for ppl who have no life and be posting it on their sc story put ppl really don’t fucking care

Girl: answer your damn phone nigga all you do is play Fortnite all day

Fortnite by Shamrockboy May 12, 2018

Fortnite 

A game that causes guys to lose their girls because they give more attention to the game than their girlfriends. Also they post their wins on snap but really no one cares about it. (Except some people)

ex: my boyfriend isn’t responding to me because he is busy playing that stupid ass game fortnite

Fortnite by pettyassbitch_ May 12, 2018

Fortnite 

Basically Minecraft with guns, cancer, camping scumbags, decade long updates and a late game where everyone has a rocket launcher. not recommended for dumbasses who like running straight into gunfire with knives that one shot people ( like COD) oyeah did i meantion that you can find miniguns in toliet bowls

what's the point calling it Fortnite when every fort you builds is going to get raped by rocket launchers?

Fortnite by D3vilmankey May 12, 2018

Fortnite 

Fortnight is played by BOYS AND GIRLS! Cause u bitches think it’s just boys that play it! And generally the GIRLS get jealous from the boys playing fortnight as they song give enough attention to them!

Boy: I’m gonna play fortnite, I’ll talk later.
Girl: ur always playing fortnite
Boy: bitch ur always playing with ur makeup

Fortnite by Adam678910 May 12, 2018

Fortnite 

Boy don’t wear makeup

Bitches don’t play fortnite

Get over it we Ignore you for fortnite you ignore us for makeup 🖕

B don - you coming on fortnite

Tits- build up

Fortnite by Chloe fancies Connor May 13, 2018