Crazy day + Frantic Experience + New Video = Immortality

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Crazy day + Frantic Experience + New Video = Immortality

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

pizza factory experience

An extremely uncomfortable experience

“Yea dude, I was the only white guy in a room full of natives, one of them had a tattoo of a white man getting scalped. Just a pizza factory experience.”

by Raxannnnnnne February 22, 2024

Experimental Officer

A person who specialises in sedating people with their words. They are also often referred to as, "the mayor of yawnsville". Yawn, Yawnsville.

My experimental officer just tried to be funny, but as a result made me fall asleep.

by Jack-Scratt December 20, 2019

The Horniest Experience Ever

When Kate Upton grabs your dick and strokes it off so hard that you end up in the emergency room.

Man, that bathroom, was The Horniest Experience Ever! That blonde!

by Strawberry Pterodactyls March 16, 2019

boyfriend experience

A service offered my male prostitutes which involves making the client feel as though he or she has a boyfriend (e.g., dinner, dates, activities)

Do you offer boyfriend experience? Maybe we could get dinner before we fuck...

by LeRichard April 08, 2023

Near Jail Experience

When you’re going through airport security with disallowed substances in your carry-on bag and the security agent starts shredding through your stuff.

J.O. Holy shit did you see that dude grab my vape pen?
S.C. Near jail experience, man.

by stuartc1 December 05, 2021

Experimental Straight

A straight guy who is curious to how it would feel if he jammed his finger up his ass.

Jack: *Jerking off to some missionary

Jack: *Starts to get re ally curious

Jack: *Jams finger up his ass
Jack: *Smells Finger
Jack: *proceeds to wash hands
Jack: "And that's the story of how I became an experimental straight and not bisexual.

by RamoonAdoo October 30, 2017