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charger excuse

In recent years, this has become a popular cover story for ignoring someone's phone calls and/or text messages. Your phone's battery died and the charger was at home, or you could not find the charger.
Shortly after Bill arrived at the lake, his boss texted him and asked if he could work on his day off. He decided to use the charger excuse.
by WineAndPasta June 13, 2016
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premature excitementation

To define when people have been excited about something way before they should be.
Your friends have been saying they are excited about going on holiday for almost a year before the date you are going. when the date finally comes they ask you if you are excited about it. Your reply would be.

"No you all ruined it with your Premature Excitementation"
by Hug-Hees January 19, 2017
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headphones excuse

Refers to your wearing a personal music-device that uses a headset of some sort, and then "blaming it on that" whenever someone complains that you appear to be ignoring him, when of course in reality you actually heard what he said just fine because **the headphones weren't even playing at the time**, but you were merely practicing "selective deafness" because you didn't happen to like what he had to say, and so you did not wish to respond to and/or be affected by whatever he was telling you.
The headphones excuse can also be "used in reverse" in instances where you are being compelled to be present during a speech, lecture, tirade, etc., and you cannot bear to listen to said boring/controversial/voluminous b**ls**t for even a few seconds... what you do, therefore, is clip on your headphone-based music-device that's hidden inside an outer plastic cabinet that you have boldly labelled, "personal amplified listening device", so that the speaker and anyone else present will think that you are just wanting to ensure that you'll be clearly hearing every single word that the self-important gabber is saying, when in reality you are using the headphones to DROWN HIM OUT so that you won't either need a straitjacket or commit mass-homicide halfway through said extended monologue. It's a vital accessory if you're being "drugged as a child" because your parents "drug you to church".
by QuacksO September 10, 2018
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Feeble excuse

A pathetic excuse of a human.The absolute pond scum of life and sorry excuse of dna to walk on the planet.
Went to see morg and roundhead today. Them 2 idiots are the absolute most pathetic pond scum feeble excuses I have ever come across.
by Kittysaid15 June 7, 2021
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Pilot Excuses

Excuses a pilot makes to get his/her way.
"We have the fuel truck hooked up at the end of the runway with the passengers on board. I know you guys are busy, but can we get a fuel load and add a dog?"

"I'm getting really sick of your pilot excuses."
by SirMcLongFinger November 23, 2021
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sorry excited

when you are just so excited that you are bordering on apologetic for the amount of excitement you feel
“I am sorry excited to go to this concert coming up next Wednesday. I just can’t hold it in!”
by enluv March 5, 2022
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Stoners excuse

A stoners excuse is any excuse which is used to smoke, usually very shit excuses
Stoner: I just finished work, I’ll celebrate with a joint

You: That’s a stoners excuse👍
by CanOfToast July 7, 2022
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