Erection

That one thing that always comes on at the wrong place, and the wrong time, or right place wrong time, or vice versa.

Guy: "Hey dude, how was the presentation on uhhhh..."
Dude: "You mean the presentation of the solar system?"
Guy: "Yeah, that presentation, so how'd it go?"
Dude: "Not well, I got an erection in the middle of it."

by Script Kiddie February 21, 2020

A Reverse Erection

You’re probably a girl or a gay guy if you have this

Dude, Tommy over there has a reverse erection

by FriedFries January 25, 2019

Erection

When blood flow happens to enlarge the groin.

I came so my erection would disappear.

by Golove November 6, 2019

Erect Chains

If a person is constantly brainrotting

Every time I come online my friend is already having erect chains.

by AZZILA May 22, 2025

lip erection

A lip erection is when you get together with a friend who makes you laugh so much your top lip lifts up to expose a gummy expression. This can happen as you walk towards said friend.

As I walked towards my friend my top lip began to lift. She is just so funny it is like being around Ricky Gervais. We cause each other lip erections.

by Sh4von April 3, 2020

Projection Erection

when trump aka Casino Mobster gets aroused after projecting his shortcomings on perceived enemies

in a recent, word-salad Projection Erection speech outside the courthouse, Tubby claimed Letitia James and Biden conspired against him using White House visitor logs. as The Former Guy gets a boner every time he makes a confession-accusation, it obviously means donald committed felonies with visitors to his mobbed-up white house

by Uncle Joosie January 12, 2024

Erection Correction

Instead of man-splaning use this phrase

Erection correction

by Feenix79 June 2, 2024