Erection

What little kids playing in the playpark give me

Kid1: sir what's that
Man: it's my erection
Kid1: what's that?
Man: want to find out? ;)
Kid2: STRANGER DANGER

by I_seriously_need_a_life February 17, 2023

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Tooth-erection

A male who is so turned on that their dick penetrates their pants. When reaching completion the dick sprouts horns and teeth then eats raspberries as they fuck their prey.

I am a sexy..... TOOTH-ERECTION!

by HydratedTrash December 25, 2016

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erective class

when the dick is fire from a man for a woman and you should get a credit card from her for it.

The erective class was part of the couple’s plans for marriage.

by Coop Dupe October 28, 2021

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When a normal sized man is having intercourse with a little woman doggy style, stands up and puts on a large pair of sweatpants while still inside her. He then leaves his house and goes for a walk with what appears to be a massive erection in his pants but is really just his fun sized partner going for a ride.

Did you see that guy on the street today? He either had a disease or a midget erection

by Kwaller11 October 28, 2017

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going out erect

A cause of death that can only happen to men that once suffered from some sort of erectile dysfunction but somehow was miraculously healed before death came calling.

"RIP Donald Trump" and all his staunch supporters that are not Republican Party members cry out when he is going out erect.

by Jewish madam August 8, 2018

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