Erection

What little kids playing in the playpark give me
Kid1: sir what's that
Man: it's my erection
Kid1: what's that?
Man: want to find out? ;)
Kid2: STRANGER DANGER
by I_seriously_need_a_life February 17, 2023
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Erection

When blood flow happens to enlarge the groin.
by Golove November 07, 2019
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period erection

Why this is an exclamation point of course! It is a period that is in a state of enthusiasm. It has nothing to do with vulgar sex stuff or menses.
Teacher: "Okay class. Today we will learn about the exclamation point and what it means. Understood?"

The teacher then draws one on the smartboard.
Ernie: "Umm, Miss B? Why does your period have a boner? It's like a period erection or something!"
Class laughs.
Teacher: "That's enough, class! Ernie! Get your hands out of your pants! You little pervert! Stop staring at my chest!"
by von groovy January 28, 2025
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re-erect

when you cause an erection of someone’s dick who had previously had an erection
“man she’s so good at re-erecting me”
“i got re-erected 6 times last night
by Augustina Gloopy March 21, 2023
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vaginal erection

woman with a dick and a penis who gets an erection on the penis
i have such a big vaginal erection!
by toeclipper March 05, 2022
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failed to erect

your goofy ding-a-ling ahh flesh flute cock watches 8374nm/dl porn every day and therefore is not stimulated at the sight of a real woman. In other words, someone who failed to erect had their dick and their brain swapped. They think with their dick and fuck with their brain. Unbearably minuscule cock at best. Common cases include the shrinkage of the male reproductive organ to the point where it inverts inside the body and kind of looks like a second belly button.
Oh my god, Stacy, I hooked up with brad last night, he was such a fucking hunk, but oh my god he failed to erect, girl.
by quan ling ling dingle May 22, 2022
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Trash bag erection

When your friend has a crush on an ugly ass, rotting-flesh looking girl
Philip has a trash bag erection for this Asian chick
by Purple8InchCock88812 April 27, 2017
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