tactical erection

(n) An intentional erection executed as a part of a thought out plan.
The man used a tactical erection to knock out the robbers and escaped.
by Fillosofer March 05, 2021
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re-erect

when you cause an erection of someone’s dick who had previously had an erection
“man she’s so good at re-erecting me”
“i got re-erected 6 times last night
by Augustina Gloopy March 21, 2023
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vaginal erection

woman with a dick and a penis who gets an erection on the penis
i have such a big vaginal erection!
by toeclipper March 05, 2022
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failed to erect

your goofy ding-a-ling ahh flesh flute cock watches 8374nm/dl porn every day and therefore is not stimulated at the sight of a real woman. In other words, someone who failed to erect had their dick and their brain swapped. They think with their dick and fuck with their brain. Unbearably minuscule cock at best. Common cases include the shrinkage of the male reproductive organ to the point where it inverts inside the body and kind of looks like a second belly button.
Oh my god, Stacy, I hooked up with brad last night, he was such a fucking hunk, but oh my god he failed to erect, girl.
by quan ling ling dingle May 22, 2022
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foot erection

The feeling when your foot becomes temporarily hard because you're a lazy prick who just sits in bed all day.
"Whenever I have a foot erection, it makes me hard to wiggle my toes."
by swag9000 January 30, 2023
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semi-erect penis

When your erection is long but soft, hence a semi-erect penis.
Joe's got a semi-erect penis in his pants.
by Ohh. Naggers, of course. April 24, 2024
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Trash bag erection

When your friend has a crush on an ugly ass, rotting-flesh looking girl
Philip has a trash bag erection for this Asian chick
by Purple8InchCock88812 April 27, 2017
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