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Erection

That one thing that always comes on at the wrong place, and the wrong time, or right place wrong time, or vice versa.
Guy: "Hey dude, how was the presentation on uhhhh..."
Dude: "You mean the presentation of the solar system?"
Guy: "Yeah, that presentation, so how'd it go?"
Dude: "Not well, I got an erection in the middle of it."
by Script Kiddie February 21, 2020
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Erect

Me and my friends had an erect time at the party!
by BigBoiPie January 18, 2019
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correction erection

When that one friend in your group who knows far too much about everything, gets so excited in anticipation of correcting you that an erection is imminent or current.

Often proceeding the words “well technically”.
He totally got. Correction erection when he corrected you about ancient Asian history.
by anonymous April 26, 2024
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Relection Erection

When someone gets relected into the office and gets a boner a the same time.
When bush swore in the office he turned around and got a relection erection.
by Arocka7 April 3, 2009
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tactical erection

(n) An intentional erection executed as a part of a thought out plan.
The man used a tactical erection to knock out the robbers and escaped.
by Fillosofer March 4, 2021
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Internalised Erection

Internalised erection (also called “self-rigid”) is when a member of an erect group believes and acts out the kinks created to dehumanise and humiliate their kin. This is a problem that has plagued our society unbeknown to the regular man. The patriarchy is to blame.

For example, a mother whom many would like to bed, or a mwmwltd, falls into the stereotypes of their kink category - going after younger men, constantly dominating and lovingly nurturing them.
"You see that Furry over there? They actually perform the yiff. That is Internalised Erection if I have ever seen it."
by Tallia Foxgroove November 21, 2017
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Trash bag erection

When your friend has a crush on an ugly ass, rotting-flesh looking girl
Philip has a trash bag erection for this Asian chick
by Purple8InchCock88812 April 26, 2017
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