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Ovary Envy 

the opposite of the psychological term penis envy.
its when men get a moody time of the month as if they were on their periods. aka ovary envy.
girl 1: omg why is james so moody this week
girl 2: he has ovary envy
Ovary Envy by jazbritney December 16, 2008

vendi-envy

The feeling you get after pushing the selector button for what you bought out of the vending machine, 'cause you know that you didn't select what you *really* wanted.

This emotion is common when there are two things you have a taste for but only enough money to buy one, and may involve someone else influencing your decision.

A Vending scam always makes vendi-envy more painful...
Tom: "Twix or Snickers... Twix or Snickers... Twix or Snickers... ? I'm in the mood for Twix!"
Harry: "Tom, you just had Twix yesterday, maybe you should go with the Snickers."
Tom: "No - I'm positive: I want Twix! *puts in money* B.... 9..."
*machine vends a Twix as Tom's smile goes away*
Harry: "Aren't you going to open that?"
Tom: "... Meh. I really wanted a Snickers."
Harry: "Another sixty-five cents, another case of vendi-envy..."
vendi-envy by zurielseven May 5, 2011

ass envy 

The only explanation as to why skinny male fashion desiginers make clothes for women that add volume to the hip and buttock region.
Did you see that metallic brocade Marie Antoinette mini that Austin Scarlett made for the Godspell challenge?

Yea!, That skinny white dude has a serious scase of ass envy.
ass envy by snowphie66 April 16, 2012

Poo Envy 

This happens when your friend tells you he is in desperate need of a turn out and all of a sudden you get who envy and your bum piece starts fluctuating, you immediately think 'where is the nearest toilet?'
Also known as
Bum Yawn Syndrome
Barry "okay leave me alone now I am in desperate need of a poo"
Richard "oh god I've got poo envy now"
Poo Envy by UncleRico1979 September 20, 2014

app-envy 

Displaying obvious envy towards a person who has discovered better apps for their iphone.

Most commonly experienced by iphags

While showing off his iphone apps, O’Bryan displayed a heartbreaking look off app-envy when Mark toped him by revealing the bubble-level app.
app-envy by dsmooth32 October 10, 2008

Poop Envy 

When a person is constipated and suddenly becomes aware of the surrounding people's ability to go to the toilet whilst they suffer an uncomfortable and painful fate.
I can't go to the toilet and you can .. Man, I have poop envy!
Poop Envy by Shoppa June 2, 2009