Gender Envy

A mental disorder typically self-diagnosed by young fatherless Ranboo fans

Person 1 : OMG i'm so gender envy towards Ranboo! He's sooo scrunkly!

Person 2 : Nothing you say or believe will ever bring your father back Person 1

by Senõr LongCock June 17, 2022

penis envy

Perhaps the reason a friend of mine is being such an asshole towards me.

"Heh! That guy has penis envy I can tell!"
-me after being harassed by some jerkoff

by Dave January 15, 2004

I envy you

A term for someone, accepting his/her jealousy.

Guy 1: OMG!!!!! I ENVY YOU, DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: Much obliged...

by Karma will get you! February 18, 2022

weiner envy

when some one else is doing your girl

ron has weiner envy because bob is screwing his girl

by weaselman18 August 25, 2011

benz envy

Condition suffered by {bimmer} drivers.

Look at that ragged 3, that dude's got benz envy

by Benzer March 26, 2007

White girl envy

When women of color ( mostly black women) are jealous that they will never be white women. It is often seen with women of color who thirst after white men and get angry when white men date white women or complain when men thirst after white women.

Shaniqua: Why do men always date white girls? They are flavorless and basic .
shentaetae: Why does harry styles date skinny white girls? they are overhyped and all ugly

In this contest they are exhibiting white girl envy

by Basedinternettroll October 9, 2021

first-time envy

the mild jealousy you feel when someone is experiencing for the first time something you love

"Maura has never read/watched Harry Potter, and she's just now starting Book One...ughhh #firsttimeenvy"

"George was really excited to introduce me to that album; I could tell he was feeling first-time envy."

by flimsyB August 15, 2012