Emotional Fetus

An adolescent male, Typically a jock who is prone to frequent temper- tantrums and/or yelling fits.

"Hey man, your shoe is untied"

"Dude shut the fuck up you little fag I'll fucking fuck you up"

"Man, that guy is such an emotional fetus!"

by EmotionalFetus April 1, 2015

Emotional Termites

Much like the 'Moths Of Death', the emotional termites are another insect analogy to having an awful feeling about something.

Hayden: Hey Andrew, how is the web of insanity working out for you?

Andrew: The Moths of Death have been exterminated and replaced by the 'Emotional Termites.'

Hayden: Oh no, that's bad. That's as bad as it gets! You gotta seek help man.

by mothsofdeath November 19, 2010

Emotional Sherpa

Someone who is only a means to keep you emotionally/romantically stimulated until you find who you really want/are meant to be with. They are easy to become infatuated with and almost as easy to leave. They often set a standard of how you want and should be treated but you won't stay with them, they are just a guide.

Everyone thinks I'm just going through relationships for giggles and shits but truth is all I'm doing is being everyone's Emotional Sherpa...

by Anomalous Potato June 29, 2023

Emotional headlock

When, for one reason or another, you have actual things to do but you get sucked into an emotional situation (i.e. becoming an shoulder to lean on) that you are unable to extricate yourself from and end up having to ride it out even if it means not getting your stuff done.

“Sorry I’m 20 minutes late; I was put into an emotional headlock by my bestie who needed someone to listen”

by RatchedRN78 March 28, 2021

emotional tornado

A combination of anxiety and emotional distress and their spiral toward a child's inability to self-regulate, as witnessed in children, often during a regular school day. The emotional tornado spins from anxiety, emotional distress and poor self-regulation, followed by greater anxiety and further emotional turmoil. An emotional tornado can wreak havoc on a child's stress response system, impair maturing brain circuits and increase the probability for long-term learning, behavior and overall health.

Ashley's daily dose of bullying on the playground led to her heightened anxiety, emotional distress from the name calling and an inability to maintain her self-regulation in the recess line; she was experiencing an emotional tornado.

by docec May 11, 2016

emotion locking

when someone only lets you talk or act in a certain emotion, whether it be positive or negative

bob is emotion locking me and only lets me speak positively about what he likes

by ConeheadZombie April 29, 2023

emotional wedgie

Felling butt hurt and bent. Got kicked in the va-jay-jay. Panties in a wad. Depressed and sad. All delivered to you by your local bully and/or ass kicker.

Dude gave him an emotional wedgie, now he's acting like a little bitch about everything.

by Big shifter. May 18, 2014