Ethan Moment

A moment of stupidity so incomprehensible by the average human, that it can only be classified as an “Ethan Moment”

Person 1: “The earth is a bowl, and China, and Canada are at the bottom, therefore, easier to access space”
Person 2: “Bro you’re so retarded, you just had an Ethan moment

by Daftcunt23 July 28, 2019

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Ethan

One who does not wear a shirt.

Someone who needs to be constantly reminded to wear a shirt.

I was so Braded last night I got Arieled by an Ethan who then Jaked me.

by TonyDungy January 18, 2011

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This is the kind of guy that girls dream about. He is smart, funny, creative, sweet, generous and that's just to name a few things. He is super adorable and will do anything in his power to make you happy. A bit stubborn at times but is amazing at cuddling. If you ever need him all you have to do is give him a call and he'll be there. Even if he tends to be kind of quiet sometimes if he falls in love with you you'll know. It's hard not to fall in love with an Eathen. If you ever have an Eathen in your life treat him right because if you don't he might just walk away and never come back. I love you Eathen!

Girl 1: Why are guys such jerks?
Girl 2: Not all guys, my boyfriend Eathen is the best! Last week he made homemade chicken noodle soup for me when I was sick.

Girl 1: Seriously? Wow you're lucky.

by Jewel July 29, 2016

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A dude you should never let go of. Someone who will motivate you to be your best. Although he has an eager side to him, which could be good or bad, he's always has that goody-two-shoes side in him. His traits include: intelligent, handsome, charming, cute, HOT, musically talented, dorky, romantic, stubborn, and will always be a mama's boy. Never let a guy like him go; he will always be there to support you. Once he's out of your life, you'll feel as if you'll never live the same ever again.

"You dated Ethan?!"
"Yup. I still wish I was. He's great."

by Athena's photosynthesis thing March 13, 2016

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erthang

1) You say 'erthang' when you think you are gangsta, cuz 'everything' is just too perfect english for you. Also known as talking like a douche.

2) A simple mistake foreigners say when they are trying to pretend they speak english.

"Gurl you're my erthang."

"Sorry, I don't speak douche."

by hyperfreak October 16, 2009

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