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dinosaur

used to describe the position of the body of someone who is standing straight up while puking. Their neck is strained foward, and their hands end up in some sort of T-Rex claw position
TOM:Steve you puked while we were at the bar last night you idiot.
STEVE: Oh yea?
TOM: Yea, but you you were also doin the best dinosaur i have ever seen.
by Rozz Greaze July 6, 2007
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dinosaurs shinbone

Another name for a very good erection. So named because it resembles the shinbone of a dinosaur in terms or shape and hardness.
Dude 1: "That new chick in Accounts? She gives me wood."
Dude 2: "Aye, Dawg. Me too - a real dinosaurs shinbone."
by Wizards Sleeve September 23, 2006
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dirty dinosaur

When you grow really long fingernails and proceed to finger a girl and make her bleed inside her vagina. Then, insert your penis inside of the bloody vagina while the female defacates on your penis.
Dude, he just gave her a dirty dinosaur!

That's so hot!!!
by Jake Smooth June 27, 2014
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Eat the dinosaur

The act of a female, while wearing her panties, rubbing her vagina on her partner's face because of the stimulation from either the female's panties of her vagina, or both.
As James was about to come, his girlfriend took her jeans off, rubbed the crotch of her panties on his face, and she said to him "Eat the dinosaur"
by CrotchRcoket334 January 16, 2011
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Barney the Dinosaur

A cheerful, enthusiastic and innocent character created to educate and entertain young children. Notable for being widely hated by manchildren who have nothing better to do than corrupt children's media to hide their own immaturity.
Lots of children got to meet Barney the Dinosaur yesterday.
by fawfulthegreat64 April 16, 2017
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Dinosaur Earth Society

A sub-group of the Flat Earthers, they believe earth is shaped like a dinosaur. As the saying goes, a bunch of discord kids had a glass of beer and had a dream that the earth is shaped as a dinosaur.

Little did they know their drinks were laced with LSD and sleeping pills. 69 hours later, they founded a server named "Dinosaur Earth Society" which spreads the word of this earth shape.

Earth has since then morphed into the shape of a dinosaur.
Edgy Ellen: The earth is fuckin' flat, go to hell Dinosaur Earth society.

Woke Wendy: At least we don't hold annual Flat-Earthers convention in England. Flat earthers made the intelligence of mankind reduce by a 69 trillion.
by OldChickFlame69 February 12, 2019
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dinosaur

A neeky person who is overly-fascinated by the sciences and spends more time with their calculator than on facebook. Rather than being embarrassed by their enthusiasm, a "dinosaur" is proud and they often distinguish themselves to others of their species by performing a "dinosaur dance" with their hands shaped as claws, often in public places.

Notable dinsoaurs would include Ross Geller of Friends and distinguished engineer Catriona McGill.
"ahhhh mate your such a dinosaur"
"Gosh, catriona is such a dinosaur shes whipping out the claws, trying to attract some scientists!!"
by madlibs88 April 27, 2010
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