Dutch Letter

A huge S shaped shit, resembling the classic Pella, Iowa "Dutch Letter" pastry.

I asked her to give me a blumpkin, but then I surprised her with a "dutch letter" in the face.

by dznutz83 December 3, 2010

dutch nosebag

A sexual act where one gives oral pleasure to a female whilst burying their nose up her arse hole, rendering the lower half of the face concealed as though by a horses nose bag. Best performed in the 69 position.

The wife and I did 69 last night, I got totally stuck in, was a right dutch nosebag.

by Ross Chalker July 24, 2012

dutch bucket

Two individuals laying on thier side rubbing thier bare butts together, while a third, naked and sandwiched in-between, twirls in place

Kind of makes you giggle, like a dutch bucket.

by pdxmatt September 12, 2008

Dutch Windmill

A sexual act in which you attach gloves onto each arm of a windmill at a miniputt course, and let the gloves slap your ass as you jerk off.

I heard Zylus can't go to the miniputt course anymore after he got caught giving himself a Dutch Windmill

by Maide January 18, 2012

double dutch

Using both a condom and anticonception pills when making babies without making babies.

If you're both too ugly to curse this world with a bilateral product, you should be doing it double dutch.

by pariah September 10, 2003

pass the dutch

Pass the Blunt to someone

That song..."Pass the dutchie on de left han side..."

by Mel & Kris November 5, 2003

Dutch Sauna

An advancement of the Dutch Oven, the Dutch Sauna starts with either a sauna or a hot shower, or some kind of steamy room. Then, you fart, piff, rip-ass, blow a fatty, or even shit while in the room. The result will be a warm sticky sensation all around you and a more potent fart. This will last for significantly longer than your average fart. It may linger in that room for days at a time depending on how long the steam is kept up. Enjoy.

While my brother was in the shower, I ran into the bathroom and gave him a Dutch Sauna and he screamed.

by Edbu September 15, 2008