satan's dumplings

Dog poo

We had a great party round at ours last week, unfortunately someone gave our lass's Bedlington terrier a bowl of Guinness and beef vindaloo the next morning the kitchen floor was covered in satan's dumplings

by Big Jack's Bollocks May 13, 2017

Green tea and dumplings

A sexual fetish involving steeping testicles to make tea, and ejaculating into the tea mixture to make gooey "dumplings".

My girl is into some weird sex stuff, she asked me to make green tea and dumplings.

by Coolioreborn June 11, 2017

Suck my toes and feed me dumplings

a phrase used specifically when surprised, scared, or offended. Typically not used as an insult but a phrase of shock

"Well suck my toes and feed me dumplings, it's Demar Derozen"

by Your guy ty December 11, 2018

dumplins

A fat pastie white guy, usually pretty smart and spends most of his time indoors.

Dumplins, you get that thing i sent ya?
Is dumplins here? No. Great!

by elpolioloco March 9, 2005

Sugar Dumplings

That high school (or middle school) clique group of girls that dress in pink or other pastels 24/7, try to make their...upper torso as "appealing" as possible, talk in light voices so as to sound "cute", and never turn their "flirting", as it's called, engines off.

Sugar dumplings make me embarressed to be female sometimes.

by minari-naga August 15, 2004

high dumping

To go in the cistern instead of the bowl when doing a turd.

I was round daves the other day and needed a shit so i used the high dumping method.

by fdsfFDSfdsaf January 12, 2007

Diarrhea dumping

Where one or more people get a bucket of diarrhea and dump it over the side of an overpass so that it will hit the cars passing below.

Lets go diarrhea dumping.

by The Fury 13 December 9, 2010