Drunkerexic Depression

1.When someone is so depressed thay cant sleep or eat they can only drink so they stay drunk.

2.After a bad break up the broken up with just sits at home and drinks and crys.

1. I lost my Job i can't eat or sleep i have Drunkerexic Depression.

2.My Wife left me so im just gonna sit here and drink and hope i feel better

by VampireMisstresss February 21, 2009

Drunken Time-Out

A bed, shower, or anywhere else you would put somebody too drunk to take care of themselves because nobody really wants to babysit their drunk ass.

Brent has had like ten shots, somebody put him in the drunken time-out so we can get back to drinking.

by G Dubya October 8, 2008

Drunkenfreude

Sober people watching others embarrass themselves, mangle their words and do things they will regret in the morning — if they even remember them in the morning.

Oh man, Peter really gave us a bag of Drunkenfreude yesterday. Do you think he will remember taking off his pants on stage?

by Siebener December 20, 2008

drunkenfraude

The smug feeling you get when you watch someone drunk decide to do something stupid (and self-detrimental) because they're drunk. (Hat tip: http://www.universalhub.com/node/24218)

I felt a bit of drunkenfraude when I watched her go up the down escalator when there were stairs just around the corner.

by msmink April 5, 2009

drunken sap

A wonderful concoction made from one part whiskey and one part REAL maple syrup. best served hot or cold.

hey bartender!
I am cold and I have no energy. what should I have?
bartender: imma gonna hook you up with some a this dank drunken sap poor fella.

by ilpvemaplesytru July 10, 2009

dunked keys

To have typed something out on a keyboard/keypad, typically on a computer or cellular phone.

"Dude dunked keys all in a motherfucking fit and sent it off for no motherfucking reason to the whole company."

by YT nigga August 9, 2009

Drunkeoke

v. The art of inflicting severe pain to the ears of innocent bystanders (your friends) while you demonstrate your extreme vocal abilities while totally shit-faced at the highest volume humanly possible. Usually tends to take place in public places after large amounts of alcohol have been consumed and generally constitutes one singing "I love Rock N Roll"

Paulette: If Amanda doesn't get her drunk ass off the damn stage she's gonna fall off.

Jennifer: Piss Yeah, what the Hell does she think this is? Drunkeoke?

Angela: She's killing my ears, this has to stop. She doesn't even know the words!

Various Crowd Members: Hey you dumb drunk bitch! Sit down you sound like shit!

by oneDruNKbitch March 28, 2010