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drunk IM

As drunk dial except applies to instant messages, often even more socially destructive and/or hysterical, due to the fact that electronic evidence of the conversation remains.
NOTE: If you feel you may be the victim of a drunk IM, they are typically characterized by:
- unbelevvable mispellings
- incoherent topic and sentence structure
- frequent prideful declarations of the fact that the IMer is thoroughly intoxicated
A drunk IM:

heyyou shouldd come over wer drinkign imean not dfrinking were drink
by emsee November 15, 2006
mugGet the drunk IMmug.

Darragh Drunk

So drunk you puke on yourself while peeing your pants.
Fanker: "Jonny was Darragh Drunk last night!"
Bigger: "Oh my god, not again! I won't change his diaper this time..."
Fanker: "No worries, I'll take one for the team."
by Bigger & Fanker March 7, 2009
mugGet the Darragh Drunkmug.

Wedding Drunk

That special kind of drunk you can only experience at a wedding reception. This is known to cause beligerant behavior and situational amnesia in the usually lucid drinker. The ramifications of a good wedding drunk can be severe if others are not aware of the special situation.
After the Lantz wedding, I became wedding drunk and, so I'm told, called the bride's mother a bitch.
by Bloozmann January 27, 2010
mugGet the Wedding Drunkmug.

Drunk Stain

Noun

A stain or mark of any kind received in the state of inebriation. Usually on articles of clothing but possibly on the human body itself or other possessions.
"Holy shit there is no way in hell your going to be able to explain why your jeans look like that enless you admit to be totally shitfaced."

"Yeah you are screwed man those are some trashy drunk stains."
by Law_Einhander May 30, 2007
mugGet the Drunk Stainmug.

jew drunk

when you have mad money and you are acting crazy because of it
yo your jew drunk
by the backdoor bandit June 13, 2009
mugGet the jew drunkmug.

church drunk

A level of drunkness- generally refers to getting really weirdly drunk. Often church goers who rarely drink will reach this level during a night out on the town.
Used in a sentence; I'm for sure getting church drunk tonight.
by M.c.hammmered February 24, 2012
mugGet the church drunkmug.

Tomflynn drunk

The obscene amount of drunk rarely reached by individuals larger than 120lbs. A seasoned drinker becoming Tomflynn drunk is a seldom seen sight.
"dude i was tottaly TFD last night"
"tottaly 'effin drunk?"
"na bro, i was tomflynn drunk, 20 beers and 8 shots"
by chamoore13 January 28, 2010
mugGet the Tomflynn drunkmug.

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