Doink

Bumped into, Smacked, Hit, Crash into, Slam into, Run into, Plow into, Knock.

Who doinked my car door?
You just barely doinked it!

by SampoFinn November 3, 2018

doinkey bag

A really cute person who is dating and ugli ass person

Why is he a doinkey bag??

by Hdhdnfn November 12, 2018

Doinkjavu

The phenomenon of hitting the goalpost repeatedly while kicking.

Cody Parkey has a severe case of doinkjavu.

by Benjah_min January 6, 2019

Drinks on the house

When the drinks are offered by the bar or the house.
Basically free drinks.
Usually said to celebrate a special event.

Bar tender: "to celebrate the new opening, drinks on the house!"

by RaptorZzZ January 9, 2019

doink

To exit an establishment or situation.

"Bro, let's doink this joint; I'm sick of this place"

by consune January 22, 2019

Doink

Another word for weed

You right mate wanna smoke some doink?

by Dr Memeio April 25, 2019

doinker

a large joint or blunt, usually used to refer to hemp wrapped joints which is similar to a combination of the two

We smoking big doinker tonight brother.

by Heynow5000 August 11, 2019