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Goon dodging tournament

A tournament with 10 teams who all compete to see who is the best goon dodger. They go through their matches against eachother, and the team who loses is out, and has to swim in the semen. During the last two teams match it will not be any regular match, but a robbery. Each team will rob a sperm bank and who ever gets the most wins, but the loser has to drink all the sperm And the uniform you have to wear is pink spandex and a unicorn crop top
by Leviticus the pecker wanker February 6, 2025
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Goon dodging

The act of 6 people in 2 teams of 3 jerking off at each other while dodging cum shots
by Leviticus the pecker wanker February 5, 2025
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Doug dodging

The act of evading the advances of drunk older men in public settings.
The grad students wanted to check out the local martini bar for girls night but feared they’d spend the whole evening Doug dodging.
by Shell_in_az August 1, 2023
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Dodge Monodge

A man you find in a Darwin stripe club smoking lounge, usually missing a couple teeth and balding very badly. He’ll continue to stay in your memory for life until you finally see him somewhere and regain contact.
by Jhshahy 35 May 28, 2025
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Dodge List

A list of males or females that shouldn’t be considered for a relationship of any kind. Usually someone that cheats, has an STD, or gives off really bad vibes.
John actually went for someone on the dodge list? He must be desperate.
by FratDefs February 2, 2020
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Dodge

Wow Darren do you know what Dodge stands for

Darren, “no”

Dope ass dude “dick on dick gay everyday
by Dope ass dude September 28, 2018
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dodge baby

when ur boo thang gets a dodge and you get to ride in the passenger seat
“My boyfriend got a charger, officially a dodge baby!”
by jt2swavy January 16, 2022
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