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Dodge Ram Driver

Gods drunkest drivers
Hey man are you sober?

No man, im a dodge ram driver
by 3/4TonForYaMomma May 28, 2025
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period dodge

In a long-distance relationship, the art of timing visits so that they never coincide with your girlfriend's monthly period.
Bro 1: Dude, she's been in Europe for 2 years and I'm going to visit her next week!
Bro 2: You better period dodge like a mothafucka!

Bro 1: Man I hadn't seen her in 2 months, and when I finally went to see her, she was on the rag!
Bro 2: Dude, you should've period dodged that shit!

Bro 1: I've visited her once a month for the past 3 years, and she's never been on her period once!
Bro 2: Your period dodging is second to none!
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Goon dodging tournament

Just like goon dodging but a tournament where you have to be in a oversized Sauna with 30 people and it’s a free for all and you have to wear pink spandex and a unicorn crop top and to eliminate someone you have to land a headshot and there is also fog machines so you can’t see the floor so you slip on cum.
“I slipped and fell and hurt my self at the goon dodging tournament
by Leviticus the pecker wanker February 6, 2025
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Dodge

The name of someone super cool. They're usually completely jacked and can lift at least double their body weight in potatoes. Random people, upon learning their name, often say something stupid like, "wow your parents must've really liked trucks." Yes, yes they did. Leave me alone.
"Haha wow, your parents must have really liked trucks."

"Can I get a name for your order?" "Yeah, name's Dodge" "Josh?" "No, Dodge, like the truck" "Josh?" "Sure, my name's Josh"
by Chevy12 November 23, 2021
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Dodge Dog

A hot dog with a quarter slice of grilled bell pepper on top, holding your toppings on like a sweet, juicy helmet. Named after William Dodge.
With all these delicious hot dogs and these bell peppers, what do I make? Dodge dogs.
by Bludonym May 24, 2014
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Ford Dodge

A car many people own but 98% of the dodges you see are either being sheltered in or are trashed as fuck.
Han: Hey I have a ford dodge.
Henos: Poor ass
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 24, 2022
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Dodge Mason

a very attractive man, like jesus fucking christ, no words can discribe how hot that man is.
person A: have you seen episode 6 of panic yet?
personB: yeah dude, *dodge mason* could hit it if he wanted to tbh
by Alastair2828 May 3, 2022
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