safety dodge

Verb: to dodge a safety representative on a worksite, esp in the instance of knowingly violating safety policy.

Jessica: "Safety Dan is coming! Where is your hard hat?"

Tim: "Shit, I'm gonna have to do a safety dodge!"

Jessica: "Quick, hide in this dumpster for an undisclosed period of time."

Tim: "Good thinkin!"

by CupricCow October 9, 2011

shannon dodging

A girl making blasphemous excuses not to hangout with her boyfriend

bro why is she shannon dodging

by coochieloverlandon August 21, 2024

Dodge Ram Driver

Gods drunkest drivers

Hey man are you sober?

No man, im a dodge ram driver

by 3/4TonForYaMomma May 28, 2025

Dodge’s Law

the idea that the darker a person is, the more they will yearn to own a dodge charger one day.

“I saw a black guy in a dodge charger yesterday, not surprised, dodge’s law never fails.”

by Erarr October 7, 2023

Wise Dodge

Term brought into fruition by SyndicateNA on the server 2b2t.org, the term made its way into the Vanilla Crystal PvP community in Late 2020 and was later instated as the usual go to bait method for retarded newfags within the Minecraft PvP Community attempting to lure out a 1v1 with a player who is typically much better than them.

random newfag: "1v1 me lol ur dogshit"
Tier 2 PvPer: "No"
random newfag: "wise dodge shitter"

by The_Antagonist August 17, 2024

Train Dodge

When someone avoids hanging out with an overtly bitchy person.

“Hey there Maria, good job on that train dodge! That cunt Beth just wouldn’t leave”

by Poopmaster63 July 14, 2019

Curry Dodging

The act of refusing curry from your Indian parents for the fifth time in a row and sneaking downstairs to find some real English food.

I’m great at curry dodging

I curry dodged last night

by currydodger69 May 3, 2018