dumb as dirt

Being extremely stupid or gullible.

The Drill Instructor said Private Jones is as dumb as dirt.

by DarkLurker May 1, 2005

Dirt Poor

1. Having no money
2. Ghetto
3. Having no class
4. Beverly High School

1. Man that guys is dirt poor!
2. Geez, Beverly High School is dirt poor!

by BevT December 25, 2004

tuna of the dirt

chicken.. the opposite of chicken of the sea..

jim-bob:can i get some tuna of the dirt?
waiter: weell if you mean that month old tuna we got buried in the back, its kinda stale.. other wise we just got chicken..

by tolkein June 26, 2006

dirt leg

Mid-western term for a woman that is
even worse than/less desirable than a
skank. Usually over-weight, but not
neccesarily, and must be kind of slutty
with the required ankle tatoo. Also
denotes a lack of intelligence and is
an easy sexual mark, i.e. an easy lay.

Look at that one, she is a major dirt leg.

by Freddy February 2, 2004

dirtbird

A woman of ill repute. A promiscuous female. A dirty, venerial whore who men should not touch with the longest of bargepoles.

"That Mavis is a right whore. Barry caught glowing herpes off her, the fecking dirtbird."

by Murf Murphy. April 26, 2006

Dirtbomb

1. A person who is extremely dirty, raggedy and usually smelly. They are mostly avoided by society because they are too disgusting. Also, because they are outcasts they form factions and roam the streets.

"Hey, I think i smell something..."
"Oh shit, it's the dirtbombs! Run!"

by SkullKingGuy June 8, 2009

urban dictonary

Where you are now. a very entertaining and addictive website that can bring so many laughs. a place to waste your time. a place to go when your slacking off at work. a place to find very weird and creative sex positions.

Guy # 1 with no life: I spent all fucking day on the urban dictonary, dude

Guy # 2: Get a life, bro

by jiujitsujack August 9, 2009