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David

David is an idiot.
"Look at David! What an idiot!"
by strawberrysugar September 16, 2020
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An absolute pig. What you use to define assh*les that cheat on there wives with women that are half there age. If you find a David run away and don’t get to close they are obsessive and controlling and sometimes hostile.
Is that a David!? Get away from him because his ego is too big.
by Flickr mate January 4, 2020
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Highest level dick head. if your name is David you like Star Wars, anime, and or the maze runner series
David, your a dick head
by Niggerasshole March 4, 2019
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some dickhead who pissed me off over and over again. so yeah only david will understand |Basically|
Fuck you david
by penis dumpling May 8, 2019
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This cunt will eat you out with a spoon and will make you do the dab until you bleed
I will clap you with david
by Thebigboid October 3, 2018
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Fucking Hilarious. So funny. No man is more hilarious David.
by BlackThot11 December 3, 2018
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David is a very weird guy but he is also a very good friend, if u ask him for stuff he most of the time says yes, he is normally famous when he grows up and hes very strong when he works out david is normally white and he is a very awesome and caring person
David is amazing i will never let him go
by LordOfHell0101 October 16, 2020
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