darkie

Cool, hip black urban South African

The Greatest Darkie before and after Obama, Presidential Oath-taker par excellence, Former Blackest Adonis in the Former Forum of Black Journalists, Patriarch of Public Knowledge, Perspicacious Protector of Public Prestidigitation...

by umhlekahlathini February 25, 2009

DarkNeon

A horrible ship.

"Lucion is almost as bad as DarkNeon."

by Axiom-Tetra February 19, 2017

Lil Darkie

A dog shit "musical artist"

Lil Darkie sucks he literally just screams his lyrics

by The keckler 2 owo March 10, 2023

Obama Spill Darkening Solution

Obama's re- election depends on him looking darker, that way he can be more appealing to the African American community and get their vote in 2012. President Obama recentley took a vacation to Panama City for a swim and to prove the water is clean.
scenerio
Obama: " Man, I need to look more black ,so all the niggas can vote fo me!"

Kanye West: " Try the Obama Spill Darkening Solution my nigga, all it takes is a swim in the Gulf of Mexico and the black oil will turn you're skin darker, watch out fo them gay fish tho!"

The Obama Spill Darkening Solution works by adding oil spill water in your skin, waiting 5 to 10 minutes and the last part envolves getting a tan for another 10 minutes.

another interesting fact: The obama darkening solution helped white people scam the Alaskan government during the exxon valdez oil spill by turning them dark like the inuit people so they could get a compensation check for their polluted beaches.

by topmountain August 17, 2010

Darklette

When you smack your (if male and/or 'other') penis on a bald mans head.

Hey, I just gave that guy a Darklette.

by stgadfgadf July 30, 2006

darklek watch

a term used only by goats

she is now on darklek watch

by tpbigboy March 19, 2021

Darkled

When a blanket falls off while you’re sleeping and your feet start to freeze

i was sleeping last night when i was suddenly Darkled

by ActuallyThisAintMyReality October 17, 2021