Roastbeef Curtains

When a vagina has been excessively sexed to the point that the lips looks like curtains made out of roastbeef.

Yo Fez did you see the Roastbeef curtains on that stripper?

by Tom Molnar November 5, 2007

Curtain Jerker

- Extremely violent defecation.
-When you take a "#2" (a crap) so violently, that you scream and grab the shower curtain next to the toilet and nearly rip it off it's pole in agony!

Hence, the term "curtain jerker"

"Brian ate so many habanero's, I bet he's going to have a "curtain jerker" tonight!"

"Kevin must have had a "curtain jerker" this morning; I could hear him screaming from the basement!"

"Tom had such a "curtain jerker" last night we had to replace the shower pole"

by Poohbah540 July 3, 2014

Neck Curtain

Hair that comes from the main section of the head, not including actual neck hair, down to cover the majority of the neck.

That medical student had a nice faux hawk with a clean neck curtain.

by KavKav November 19, 2009

skin curtains

What the labia resembles after a good blistering-hard fuck.

"Take that! I'm going to turn your vag into skin curtains!

by freedomfighters June 30, 2008

beef curtain

n. a womans pleasure area that is dark and has excessive loose skin that resembles roast beef.

Mark: That bitch was fine.
Colt: Yeah?
Mark: But when I got her home with the lights on and her pants of she had an expired beef curtain

by wide ass hole October 1, 2011

Curtain Climber

One who climbs curtains of all shape, size, and material while effortlessly owning noobs in any way shape or form.

Ninja's on the ninja obsticle course are one example of curtain climbers.

by Charlie Hartnett February 24, 2008

curtain climber

A crack head. paranoid. Constantly getting up to look out the window to make sure the cops arent coming. Nosey person, wanting to know whats going on all the damn time. Frequently seen at ghetto apartment complexes, cheap hotels, projects and pych wards.

Dude, this bitch was curtain climbing everytime the wind blew.

by Nikita December 5, 2004