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Crystal bearer

man taylor is the biggest crystal bearer out there!
by Tiny crystal bearer January 2, 2011
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Crystal Brooke

A tall, thin, classy burnette.
Example: that Crystal Brooke is so damn sexy! WOW.
by sweet tart January 8, 2012
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crystal lesbian

A lesbian who's obsessed with crystals.

They're annoying and when they show you their crystals they'll probably be like I wear this one to ward off evil energy blah blah blah
Girl 1: hey how's your relationship going with girl 3?
Girl 2: omg, don't mention her name! I broke up with her!!!
Girl 1: why?

Girl 2: she's a crystal lesbian!!!!
Girl 1: damnn bestay, SUCH a con~
by Punterlog July 10, 2023
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crustard

A pastry often mistaken for a pie, in which a single pie crust is filled with a homogenous egg-based filling.
"Mmm, I love pumpkin crustard!"
"Don't you mean pumpkin pie?"
"No, this is a crustard. Note how it's pretty much just a custard in a single crust."
by Owen L November 24, 2009
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crystal

crystal is THE bar. no one can exceed THE bar aka the CRYSTAL. she is everyone's fantasy and everyone's dream girl. god is a woman. crystal is a woman. therefore, crystal is god. everyone is in love with her because she's funny, beautiful, kind, intellectual, has good fashion sense, has cute freckles, her piercings are HOT. she is the definition of GORGEOUS. everyone is in her fan club :)
Girl 1: Oh, did you see that girl ? She's GOREGOUS!
Girl 2: She's such a crystal!
by crystal'snumber1fan October 8, 2020
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Crystal Catholic

A catholic, usually a woman, who in addition to being a devout catholic, believes in some combination of faeries, ghosts, ley lines, unicorns, crystal vibrations and certain other new agey stuff that might otherwise make someone think she's into wicca. These women tend to collect lots of crystals, and or figurines/statuettes. Purple and pastels are popular in this croud.
I ran into my high school girlfriend. Yeah, the one who used to believe in witchcraft and shit. Yeah, she calls herself a traditionalist catholic now, but she's really into unicorns. I guess she became a CRYSTAL CATHOLIC.
by River Ratty January 18, 2009
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