crusty socks

when you masterbate in your socks and they get crusty.

Mom: why don't you where those socks
Me: no, there crusty socks

by no name from me ooo December 17, 2018

trusty crusty

a trust fund traveler that wears dirty clothes and attempts to mask his suburban upbringing and live the life of a crusty punk. Typically, they sleep on couches, bum money for booze, have a dog, do not shower and create spectacles of themselves due to there immature age and lack of alcohol tolerance...and because they think it is cool. These kids almost always have platinum debit cards in there pockets and aren't really all that tough.

The trusty crusty made certain that no one saw him use the ATM before he walked to the corner store to beg for change for his morning Thunderbird.

by corner store February 23, 2010

crusty canyon

when a womans lubricating fludid crusts around her vagina

sam; "did you go down on her?"
luke; "i was gunna but she had a crusty canyon"
sam: "urgh i dont blame ya"

by crazybegger February 21, 2008

Crusty Seconds

When sloppy seconds have stagnated past the point of sloppiness.... without showering - have turned to a crusty surprise for the next lucky fellow!

John: Dude, did you bang her?

Mike: Yeah, but I got crusty seconds. I could see the white crust break away when she took off her thong.

by DRock SBO October 1, 2011

crusty nugget

Unwashed and unclean genitalia that produces a crusty film

Wtf man? I don't want to see your crusty nugget.

I wouldn't touch that crusty nugget with a ten foot pole.

As soon as I wwnt down and saw that crusty nugget, I was out the door faster than the flash on cocaine

by chunky feline December 6, 2015

Crusty Pussy

These two words usually refer to your mum's stinking pussy although they could be used in a sentence to insult a female in poor financial positions, this could also infer that a female is working hard during the night(:

Francesco: "Vittoria come here"
Vittoria: "No Francesco you look like my dad, if you continue on saying these things I will call 911"
Francesco:" Ok Vittoria, you Crusty Pussy Bitch"

by Fpierettori June 8, 2020

crusty flapper

A huge nasty crusty vagina lips.

That bitch has a crusty flapper and I could not tap that ass.

by bathroom bitches December 25, 2014