credit suckers

they are the men and women who sit behind your winning slot machine and your credits start to dwindle causing a loss in the end

man those credit suckers are thick tonight.

by Orting honey January 1, 2018

Credit

The amount I should get isn’t 0 cocksucker.

Hym “It’s funny how doing the grunt work (in this situation and NO OTHER) is where all the credit should be given. If I work in a pencil factory and I glue erasers to pencils all day, should I get more credit than the owner of the factory? No. Because, in the same way that it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to put together a pencil, it ASLO doesn’t take a Shakespearean level author to copy and paste dialogue off of urban dictionary. I took the risk. I’m the factory owner in this situation and you’re the communist hippie.”

by Hym Iam October 11, 2022

Credit

No you do have to give me credit you piece of shit I will make you do it.

Hym "No, I'll get the credit. And the money. And of not then, you know, fuck the law." 🤷 ♂️

by Hym Iam June 1, 2024

Stealing credit

And it doesn't speak to the implicit truth-claim.

Hym "That's just stealing credit for things and giving it to God."

by Hym Iam March 15, 2024

debit or credit

when you say "debit or credit?" and without waiting for a response swipe the side of your hand across the back of someone's bare neck in a swiping motion

if you're asked "debit or credit" and reply with "none" or "paypal" you will be murdered

by swaggyfaggy- October 21, 2021

Credit-crutcher

An unskilled player in an FPS game that purchases pay-to-win items at low levels in order to get ahead. Typically, creditcrutchers are juveniles who utilized their mother/father's credit/debit card in order to purchase the items/buffs in question.

"Those low-levels have crazy buffs!"

"They're just pay-to-win retards, fuckin' credit-crutcher."

by yesmann September 23, 2025

Friend credit

A currency system backed by the virtues of good dudeliness rather than a physical denomination, typically used to express a reaction to the act of a good bro's motives and endeavors. Abbreviated as "fc".

Bro #1: "Dudes, I can't chill tonight. My mom's in the ER."
Bro #2: "That's whack bro. I thought we were boys. -2fc"
Bro #3: "-5 friend credits"
Bro "1: *cries silently in a corner*

by Goodbro69 December 16, 2018