Crab Crediting

Crab crediting is the act of trading crab (or other expensive meals and delicacies) for sexual favors.

"I heard Dave is a sugar daddy."
"Nah, he just does a lot of crab crediting to get what he wants."
"Oh, well, I guess a girl has to eat!"

"Jane, you stupid filthy slut, I heard you've been crab crediting at the local Red Lobster again."
"Hey, a girl has to eat!"

by Dire_is_dire August 27, 2023

credit edit

A rare phenomina where somebody realizes they're wrong on social media and in an attempt to maintain a healthy moral compass, they give credit to someone for being righton social media by editing their post.

I gave a credit edit to Alejandra when she corrected me for being wrong about that news article yesterday.

by Machiaelli♤ July 12, 2022

Credit Card Swiping

When your partner is laying face down and you slide your phone down their ass cheeks by trick shooting it in from a distance.

Yeah, we were just laying on his Garfield bed sheets and I got up Credit Card Swiping him.

by Terrence’sBones August 2, 2022

Credit Card Nirvana

When a website glitches and doesn’t charge a credit card after repeated purchases.

I bought these shoes and never got charged… I think I’m in credit card nirvana

by blockboih September 24, 2021

debit or credit

when someone says "debit or credit?" and swipes their hand across the back of your bare neck.

if you say "neither" when asked "debit or credit" you will be punished :)

by swaggyfaggy- October 21, 2021

debit or credit

when you say "debit or credit?" and without waiting for a response swipe the side of your hand across the back of someone's bare neck in a swiping motion

if you're asked "debit or credit" and reply with "none" or "paypal" you will be murdered

by swaggyfaggy- October 21, 2021

Sayori Social Credit

An emoji that Crackanigle (or Matress) should make as an emote in Doki Doki Fandom or he has a small cock

"Guys, did Crack make Sayori Social Credit as an emoji yet? No? Smhing my head."

by RiverSpacePirate October 28, 2021