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creamy cheeks

the result of ass sweat, also known as creamy cheeks
Paul and Tino were playing PS4 all night and forgot to turn the fan on, so when the A/C temporarily stopped blowing cold air, it became a little warm in the room, causing them to have creamy cheeks
by TheManfre September 7, 2018
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Creamy Apple Jack

A pair of boxers that you've jacked off into so consistently the fabric becomes soggy, just like apple jacks on a Saturday morning.
Yeah my mom found my creamy apple jack last night.
by Mr_Williams_Drink_Menu July 19, 2019
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Creamies

To have the “creamies”, is to experience a soft bowel movement in which your end result is of a smooth, creamy texture. Having the “creamies” is usually a result of having an unbalanced diet, dehydration, consuming spoiled food or large amounts of alcohol. The Creamies can also be associated with having the DADS (Day After Drinking Shits).
Ex. I’ll pass on the Indian food, I’ve got the creamies. I can’t go out tonight, I’ve got the creamies.
by Linglangg March 25, 2019
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Creamie meat hill

When one ejaculates and the result ends up on the lower torso or belly of the subject, a creamie meat hill is born.

This creates a sticky situation (pardon the pun) as you have to wash before it dries.
I have a few nights to myself, there might be a creamie meat hill or two involved.

Lonely nights call for lonely measures, a creamie meat hill it is

She wouldn't let me spaff on her tits so I creamie meat hilled myself.
by Ally Kappa May 6, 2019
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Creamy baby

"Looks at that creamy baby"
"What the fuck did you just say?"
by xxChoccymilkxx August 12, 2019
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Creamy cupcake

When you have anal sex with a male/female and you cum on the butt hole and on the butt cheeks.
Hey bro I was fucking this girl in her ass and nutted all on her ass leaving her with the creamy cupcake!
by Jaybwallen September 14, 2019
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creamy hamilton

When Mike Pence vividly dreams of a bukake session with the entire cast of Hamilton. Usually on Friday nights and Saturday afternoons.
I can't just bust out a creamy Hamilton right here and now! -Mike Pence
by LaShanda Carver December 18, 2017
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