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crack-shack

A run-down house where a pusher supplied by his local dealer will sell or front drugs from (usually crack-cocaine, but may or not include oxys, perks, marijuana, hydrochloric-cocaine, mdma, extasy, mushroom, etc..).

Every location in America as a walking distance crack-shack for your convinience, even up north in the middle of butt-fuck nowhere.
To find one of these shacks, please ask any dealer/pusher/drug-user that you can commonly find in the streets or at your local stripclub (there is stripclubs even in the north-west territories.

A crack-shack is THE place where to find low grade cocaine, unprescribed pills, illegal herbs & plants and of course, crack-cocaine.

Your local & international dealers appreciate your business, and please, bring cash, we do not like to trade in useless or worthless items and we have no use for your grand-mother either.
-Hey man you know where I can find some blow?

-Ya, there's a crack-shack just down the street, and they even got hard. (Pointing a house with blankets on every window and a yard that nobody cared for in the last two years)

-Ok, thanks man.
by softsnow March 29, 2012
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FACE CRACK

Popularised by the tv show Rupaul's Drag Race, face crack is a term used to refer a shocking event. When something you don't expect makes you react : you are face cracked

See also : being gagged
If a friend tells you something shocking via text and you are shocked you can reply with *face crack*
by Ellepellerin January 1, 2021
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YOU ON CRACK!

when someone says something that doesn't make sense or is just stupid, you say YOU ON CRACK to show how stupid they sound
"hey dude, did you know that April is fleeting?"

"........YOU ON CRACK!"
by ZXAD December 23, 2008
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Crack Kid

An ape shit crazy kid who apparently is on crack and enjoys getting hit with basketballs.
Dude - "This kid is defiantly on crack right now"
Crack kid: "Yeah!" "YEEEEEEAAAAAAAH!!!"
by A piece of fucking shit June 16, 2014
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Crack Pack

When you put crack cocaine in a pudding cup and feed it to children.
Tom: Whoa, Billy sure is acting strange today!
Sam: Yeah, I gave him a crack pack for snacktime.
by chippofftheoldblock February 18, 2017
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Crack Spot

The tits, the place to be. In most cases there are many dimes found present, but occasionally hoodrats are slayed. Commonly "the crack spot" is indoors, with ample amounts of alcohol, sizzurp, and common drugs such as marijuana and cocaine.
by papa moyer January 11, 2010
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Crack Fic

Other terms:

1. Crack Fict
2. Crack Fiction
3. Fanfiction Crack

(n) - Term used to describe fanfiction that is completly and utterly random,and makes no sense. Is usually done intentionally for humor purposes. Whether or not the fic is trying to be serious is hard to see or say.
Marissa: What are you watching?
Jesse: Smallville,why?
Marissa: I found a weird fic about it, check it out.
*ten minutes later*
Jesse: *screams in agony* Oh my God! It's-it's -CRACK FIC! *runs out of the room in terror*
by SirChubbyBunny October 17, 2010
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