Skip to main content

contendaho

A female who is fully aware she is not the only one, but will still try as hard as she can in hopes one day he will choose her
Emily really wants to be with Jack, but Jack is not interested in being with Emily and she knows Jack is a player. Emily is looking like a big contendaho
by i_wonderbread_em May 1, 2014
mugGet the contendaho mug.

contemplasturbate

1.) The practice of either abusing introspective thought to procrastinate or not contribute to a group.

2.) To seduce and falsely intrigue women by a charlatan, pseudo-intellectual PUA posing as cerebral and deep in thought.

3.) Essentially, the mental raping of another person during a conversation involving one or more parties directly communicating with another party that is avoiding eye contact to stare at the genitals, mouths and the babalons of those he is violating sexually in his own mind in real time.

4.) Systematically imagining the varied subject matter and apparatus to include in one's next meth-driven, epic masturbation marathon.
1.) All men habitually contemplasturbate both in, around, and far beyond the presence of women.
by Dr. Octagynocologist May 23, 2014
mugGet the contemplasturbate mug.
Related Words

Coiteous

Lloyd was coiteous to Alex by making her breakfast after a long night of loving.
by deglester July 31, 2016
mugGet the Coiteous mug.

Colter Maddox

He will take any meat thats over 12 inches long.
by Colter Maddox December 4, 2017
mugGet the Colter Maddox mug.

clouteaued

When your clout has plateaued and you transcend Kanye to become the next Yeezus.
reggie watts clouteaued today, after week long binge on meth, killed the last of the shadow ppl and restored honor to the pipe
by seedofchucky February 19, 2018
mugGet the clouteaued mug.

contempturation

Having admiration for a truly vile person or group, while admiring and perhaps even adoring those very qualities in them because you aren't as capable of such trespasses on people's: lives, feelings, and/or culture.
The contempturation s/he held for the King was obvious.
by CWeller82 December 10, 2018
mugGet the contempturation mug.

Contelius

A goat at everything mostly a football player name very quick thinker and smart at sports and spends money quickly
Contelius is a goat.

Contelius is amazing at football
by Bxbsls July 7, 2019
mugGet the Contelius mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email