This is the opposite of cougar maintenance. Someone with gray roots growing out, unwaxed brows and girly bits, bitten nails, etc. Not ready for the Hunt!
Oh no, Hope! We're going to that party tonight and you have Cougar Mange. You better get that business taken care of fast!
Can you believe that Kathie showed up here with Cougar Mange? Someone get her to the salon asap!
Can you believe that Kathie showed up here with Cougar Mange? Someone get her to the salon asap!
by kellybex December 14, 2009
Get the Cougar Mangemug. by kingpin1833 July 7, 2008
Get the Cougar Womanmug. by cool kids November 23, 2007
Get the ride the cougarmug. A Feral Cougar is a particularly aggressive and untamed strain of single women generally over the age of 35 who frequent clubs, supermarkets, and local events in order to score with a much younger man. Feral Cougars rarely sleep in the same place from night-to-night and often resort to scratching and clawing for a free meal if necessary. Even your every-day, garden variety Cougar can quickly come to resemble a Feral Cougar after a few too many Margarita’s or White Zinfandel’s, and often can resemble a Feral Cougar in looks, appetite, and appearance the day after a successful night of Cougaring. Feral Cougars are extremely adaptable, particularly cunning, and can be found in all extremes of latitude, longitude, wealth, and health.
Lets go somewhere else, the last time I was there an entire pack of Feral Cougars had taken over the bar.
by Daylorb August 27, 2009
Get the Feral Cougarmug. 1. The Band wagon of the "cougar" fad by which popular culture has glamorized what was once the shameful and desperate act of resorting to older women for sex.
2. A vehicle specifically designed and/or modified with picking up older women in mind
2. A vehicle specifically designed and/or modified with picking up older women in mind
1. "Wow, three years ago you thought I was sick for being into jessie who was only 30 when i was 20, now you're dating lisa who's twice your age! Way to jump on the Cougar Wagon!"
2. "Check out my new minivan, i'm picking up old ladies left 'n right! it's a total cougar wagon!"
2. "Check out my new minivan, i'm picking up old ladies left 'n right! it's a total cougar wagon!"
by blagwell October 28, 2009
Get the Cougar Wagonmug. by tallismon October 7, 2008
Get the cougar killermug. Alex: Damn, that chick is smokin' hot!
Bill: Dude, that's my neighbor Barb...she's at least 50!
Alex: I think I just developed a cougar crush.
Bill: Dude, that's my neighbor Barb...she's at least 50!
Alex: I think I just developed a cougar crush.
by tcufrog08 April 14, 2008
Get the cougar crushmug.