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Couch Muffin

The really ugly and/or fat girl that hangs out with the very attractive girls. The attractive girls will still say that the unattractive girl is "cute". The couch muffin will go EVERYWHERE with the attractive ones.
"Dude, the chick Charlotte tried to hook me up with is a total couch muffin!"
"Man that sucks! Why does Charlotte have such an unattractive friend, when all the others are amazingly attractive?"
by TheCleanSanchez July 20, 2012
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Couch Karen

A Karen that sits on her ass, spewing her entitled opinion all over the internet, because her life feels inconvenienced by actions that don't effect her.
by Matryoshica July 20, 2020
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couch husband

A husband who is exiled to sleep on the couch after doing enough of something to make his wife angry enough to force him to sleep on the couch.
Husband beats wife in a game of urban dictionary. True story.

Wife: you’re my couch husband tonight.
by JK Knowling March 12, 2022
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couch fire

An act of combustion that takes place either atop, or inside a couch. The couch burns, along with anyone unfortunate enough to be on the couch at the time, as everyone knows couches are fortresses that trap anyone from attempting to escape their impending doom.

Usually meant as an insult to one's intelligence.
"I hope you die in a couch fire with a bum trying to claw his way into your kidneys so he can use it for booze money."
by Juney814 August 19, 2007
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couch munster

Usually a homeless & jobless lazy male or female who is a total moocher and who eats all of your food and often steals from the victim who the couch munster decides to attach it's self to. It's almost impossible to remove this beast unless you bribe them with drugs,alcohol or food. They refuse to leave without being kicked out on their ass.
This person loves to hog the TV and your videO games....
They are most often junkies....trust me i know.
Though other addicts and losers and pigglet leaches of all sorts can become a couch munster/parasite. If you can bribe them then set the couch on fire as they sleep/
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by dumpster demon January 26, 2010
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Drop the couch

To mess something up royally or otherwise shart.
Give me two Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers, no lettuce or tomatoes, add ketchup and mustard. And this time, don't drop the couch!
by Svelte January 30, 2008
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flipped the couch

When you are so angry, that you take your couch and flip it over.
Michael was so mad at Allen, he flipped the couch.
by Murkywater2 February 8, 2014
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