cocked

when your on Chatroulette, and the next camera you go to is on of a cock, hence you got cocked

I hate chatroulette, i got fucking cocked like 10 times today

by Otakuphi June 19, 2011

Betty Crocker

When a girl is wearing waayyyy too much make-up, shit looks caked on.

"Yo that girl is straight Betty Crocker man, looks like she been using deluxe cake mix all over her face"

by Brothason May 18, 2010

solar cooker

Reflective disks that use the sun’s heat to cook food or other such items.

Look up Solar cooker on the internet.

by Benjamin Nieuwsma February 23, 2005

Boss Cocked

The act of rick rolling someone with the short clip of Bruce Springsteen sliding on his knees and crashing his cock and balls into a video camera as seen during super bowl 42's half-time show.

Oh man Chris totally Boss Cocked me with that link.

by Chris Rhoads February 4, 2009

Cocket

The pocket in the front of a pair of briefs. Not to be confused with a dongdow.

My dick keeps getting poked by something. I think there's something sharp stuck in my cocket.

by Matt D. Underwood March 4, 2008

Chocker

(noun) One who abandons their principles because of extreme desperation and jealousy. Often accompanied by poor public performances due to being forced outside of their comfort zones.

I wish that chocker would stop ruining all of my shows with political ads.

by Burner 1233456 March 3, 2020

Cooker

Anti-vaxxer, flat-earther, QAnon believer. Apollo 11 denier and thinks aircraft Chemtrails are a government plot to cause brain failure (which doesn’t apply to them as this has already occurred).

Often angry, fat old white men but sometimes over-enhanced bimbo or Republican nominee from Louisiana

Invariably a red neck/chav/bogan. Drives a pickup with ‘True Patriot’ bumper sticker (or in Australia ‘fuck off we’re full’ sticker). Loved Brexit. Don’t like no Mexicans takin’ all our goddamed jobs.

Blames everything on Bill Gates, George Soros or Hillary Clinton.

Usually big-time Trump/MAGA supporter, can’t spell and YELLS on Twitter.

Those people carrying confederate flags and “Freedom” banners, screaming obscenities and shouting “four more years” are total cookers.

That person on TV with the mullet, eyes pointing in different directions and claiming Covid was a Bill Gates invention distributed by a Jewish Space Laser is such a stupid cooker

by UrbanCynic October 9, 2022