Person 1: Hey man you wanna hang tonight?
Person 2:Sorry dude I have a 1,200 page essay due for Coach Arey.
Person 2:Sorry dude I have a 1,200 page essay due for Coach Arey.
by YeahImTalkingAboutJacksboro October 18, 2021
Get the coach arey mug.A football team appoint a new coach after a run of poor form where the previous coach has either been sacked or has resigned from his position.
The mere change of coach is enough to turn the teams fortunes around, instantly. This is known as the new coach effect.
The mere change of coach is enough to turn the teams fortunes around, instantly. This is known as the new coach effect.
by The A-League Show November 27, 2012
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8:43pm Why in the hell did you run the ball?
8:45pm Good pass! Now get back in there
8:49pm What the hell was the ref thinking? We have to make up 15 yards.
8:56pm Touchdown! Now we just have to go for 2
Football season brings out all of the facebook coaches
8:45pm Good pass! Now get back in there
8:49pm What the hell was the ref thinking? We have to make up 15 yards.
8:56pm Touchdown! Now we just have to go for 2
Football season brings out all of the facebook coaches
by TheLurch September 8, 2013
Get the facebook coaches mug.a life coach whose only method of motivation is cutting or stabbing you with a knife - typically hired from the deep recesses of craigslist
"I really do NOT want to finish my reading assignment. Hey, Maury Povich is on TV," says client.
"I'ma fuckin cut you bitch," says knife coach. "YOU READ OR YOU BLEED." *Licks Knife*
"Well I guess I'll just finish up this reading assignment."
"I'ma fuckin cut you bitch," says knife coach. "YOU READ OR YOU BLEED." *Licks Knife*
"Well I guess I'll just finish up this reading assignment."
by DunchThirty February 13, 2012
Get the knife coach mug.A person, preferably another male, with experience to help guide a younger male in developing his maturity as a man.
John grew up without a father figure and had no guidance in developing his adult manhood. Steve, a respected Big Brother, stepped in to guide John and served as his man-coach to guide him with responsible direction in live towards maturing as an adult male.
by The Missile August 6, 2012
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Chad: Nah man she unzipped her pants but she had a dick that was bigger than mine
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Chad: Nah man she unzipped her pants but she had a dick that was bigger than mine
Zeke: Gotum coach
by wavydavy1738 November 27, 2018
Get the Gotum Coach mug.Has a cool last name is the most swaggy gym teacher ever can kind of do a push up has a wife named Samtha an d two kids Tyler and Taylor
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