"While I was trying to clute her, I startled her, she farted, and said, 'I'm sorry.. That tickled the shit out of me.'"
by MJ Inc April 25, 2014
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Get the Cleavage Clunker mug.harry potter: hey did you see my awesome invisibility cloke??
hermione: harry, you re-tard.
guy 1: wanna go get a cloke?
guy 2: guy 1, you re-tard.
hermione: harry, you re-tard.
guy 1: wanna go get a cloke?
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by sayyoumeanit September 25, 2010
Get the cloke mug.Craig's List flake: Someone who calls or emails and says they'll come over and buy your goods, but they never show up and don't call.
by Jim Benson February 25, 2009
Get the clake mug.A flute body played with a clarinet mouthpiece. Has a somewhat reedy, soprano-sax-like sound or flauta-de-millo (Colombian clarinetlike folk instrument).
Joey, let's play a joke on Mrs. Perrotta---take the mouthpiece off your flute and put a clarinet mouthpiece on it. Play it---it's a clute!
play it---it's a clutea!
play it---it's a clutea!
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