Clown

verb: to create a theory that has to do with an artist (typically about a surprise release) that has the most ridiculous evidence. clownery is facile faith out of vehement (false hope for excitement). more than a stretch, hence the new term.

noun: clownery
adjective: clown
continuous: clowning

Stan 1: In the Capital One commercial they chose seat 13-A and Speak Now Taylor says "good choice".
Stan 2: so???
Stan 1: A is the first letter of the alphabet so 13-A could also mean 13-1...January 13th
Stan 2: i smell clownery coming
Stan 1: January 13th is a Friday!!! That's when Taylor is going to announce Speak Now (Taylor's Version)!!!
Stan 2: now you've got me clowning bc i NEED Speak Now TV

by vehicularbitch January 7, 2023

Clown

Someone who goes mining for funds and proceeds to lose their tracks and their train of thought

“Yo you see that dude who got lose in his own cave?”

“What a Clown!”

by Extrafeta23 March 20, 2023

Clown

Someone who goes mining for funds and proceeds to lose their tracks and their train of thought

“Yo you see that dude who got lose in his own cave?”

“What a Clown!”

by Extrafeta23 March 20, 2023

Clown

A stupid sweaty nigger.

Imagine spending money on a mobile game. Wow. You must think you're either really good, or really cool at the game. I've never met anyone who has sweated more than you Clown. I didn't even know it was possible until I met you. And yes, I am talking about you Spain. Get a life, go outside, and take a fucking shower you big baboon. Go touch grass or something CLOWN. P.S. you smell like shit you giant toe sucking monkey.

by FireBreath182 April 16, 2023

clown

the person who dumped you

I GOT DUMPED BY A CLOWN!!!!

by brookballoon May 8, 2023

Clown

Creepy fuckers that are funny when in a circus

Julia: I saw a clown yesterday
Loui: Oh god, what did he do??
Julia: -in a circus.
Loui: Oh, alright then

by TranSol January 8, 2024

Clown

Able Pineda a little ass insecure boy with small complex issues can’t keep a job loves to play victim and has never be Able to take accountability for his actions

Abel is a clown

Don’t date an Abel he is a clown.

by Bytchproda January 12, 2024